Builder/plasterer

[Eggs]

….it was @tommye who did ours. He was cheap, though.

 

[larbert toffee]

@tommye if you're stuck but I see you've had plenty of suggestions already so you'd probably be better going with one of them.

 

[larbert toffee]

Tommye done my bathroom and I have good reason to believe he piddled in my nutri-bullet. I would not recommend.

You were asked not to leak that story.

 

[tommye]

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….it was @tommye who did ours. He was cheap, though.

Get what you pay for mate.
Nobody else fitting you air con in every room for 250 quid

 

[tommye]

Tommye done my bathroom and I have good reason to believe he piddled in my nutri-bullet. I would not recommend.

I actually crapped in it tbh. Cant live with the guilt any more

 

[tommye]

I'm busy anyway, plus I doubt he could afford me tbh.

 

[Bungle]

Getting some work done + need builder to knock through two downstairs rooms + replaster ceilings. Any ideas? Great site, lads.

Send a PM to @Bungle , he has a small construction company based in Bootle.

I'm sure he would offer mates rates to a fellow blue.

Hello mate, as mooms says I've got a little firm that can probably do the job relatively cheap for a fellow blue.

Do you want the ceilings replastered before we knock through the 2 rooms? Did you want them doing with standard plaster or I've got a mate that hasn't masturbated for about 8 months so we're renting him out to ejaculate onto customers ceilings, a lot cheaper but the finish isn't quite as even.

Give us a shout.

 

[ilikecheese]

@peteblue gets plastered all of the time so he might know someone.

 

[PhilM]

Use a hammer.
Swerve builders and such stuff.

Knobheads to a man

Last year, there was a fella in Garston who decided he didn't need a builder to take down his outhouse because it was cheaper and easier to do it himself.

That was until he stood on the roof with a pneumatic drill - it didn't end well.

 

[pedro789]

Hello mate, as mooms says I've got a little firm that can probably do the job relatively cheap for a fellow blue.

Do you want the ceilings replastered before we knock through the 2 rooms? Did you want them doing with standard plaster or I've got a mate that hasn't masturbated for about 8 months so we're renting him out to ejaculate onto customers ceilings, a lot cheaper but the finish isn't quite as even.

Give us a shout.

Hello mate, as mooms says I've got a little firm that can probably do the job relatively cheap for a fellow blue.

Do you want the ceilings replastered before we knock through the 2 rooms? Did you want them doing with standard plaster or I've got a mate that hasn't masturbated for about 8 months so we're renting him out to ejaculate onto customers ceilings, a lot cheaper but the finish isn't quite as even.

Give us a shout.

Thanks mate, think I've got someone to do it now. Don't think I'd trust you near my kids, anyway ??

 

[john jako]

Thanks mate, think I've got someone to do it now. Don't think I'd trust you near any living species, anyway ??

Fixed that for you mate

 

[PhilM]

Thanks mate, think I've got someone to do it now. Don't think I'd trust you near any living deceased species or the two cushions of your couch, anyway ??

Fixed that for you @john jako .

 

[Bungle]

Won't bother offering help again.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Getting some work done + need builder to knock through two downstairs rooms + replaster ceilings. Any ideas? Great site, lads.

Sawdust??

 

[tommye]

Last year, there was a fella in Garston who decided he didn't need a builder to take down his outhouse because it was cheaper and easier to do it himself.

That was until he stood on the roof with a pneumatic drill - it didn't end well.

Stupid is what stupid does.
These people deserve all the pain and suffering they inflict upon themselves.