Canadian Mobilization

[Ct jr.]

This is FACT!!!!
The canadian military is so serious about going to war that already engineers have begun ductaping the destroyer back together and a courtesy van has been sent to pick up the army, all 5 of them.


None of this is true of course but i was bored and figured i may as well have a go at my country.

 

[chicoazul]

You moosefondlers.

 

[monty]

You moosefondlers.

his dad was in their navy:huh:

 

[Ct jr.]

his dad was in their navy:huh:

Canada is landlocked :blink:

 

[monty]

Despite having an eastern and western seaboards, yep, ok keep taking the tablets young man

 

[Ct jr.]

Despite having an eastern and western seaboards, yep, ok keep taking the tablets young man

you forgot the northern one. The Arctic sea where it is said Rafael beneathus's brain once was buried before being eaten by a guppee.

 

[Rob]

Despite having an eastern and western seaboards, yep, ok keep taking the tablets young man

lets not forget the north too....

the only place they don't have a sea view is down south but then for canadians down south is the sewer.

 

[monty]

lets not forget the north too....

the only place they don't have a sea view is down south but then for canadians down south is the sewer.

Excuse me, who said it was land locked bollocks

 

[Ct jr.]

lets not forget the north too....

the only place they don't have a sea view is down south but then for canadians down south is the sewer.

Actually since Canada has a mere population of 12 we have one communal sewer drain located in manitoba. :blink:


P.s. of this so called sewer down south would Bush happen to be the head civil sewage engineer at the moment per chance?

 

[monty]

Actually since Canada has a mere population of 12 we have one communal sewer drain located in manitoba. :blink:


P.s. of this so called sewer down south would Bush happen to be the head civil sewage engineer at the moment per chance?

that must include William Shatner, you poor sod

 

[Ct jr.]

that must include William Shatner, you poor sod

It's not too bad we tie him up and leave for squirrel food (they are quite vicious around these parts) when we have national mountains at one of the 80 million tim hortons in the country.

 

[monty]

It's not too bad we tie him up and leave for squirrel food (they are quite vicious around these parts) when we have national mountains at one of the 80 million tim hortons in the country.

Does that waitress, the one who sang the Titanic theme, still work at a Hortons Celine Weldone, or something like that

 

[Ct jr.]

Does that waitress, the one who sang the Titanic theme, still work at a Hortons Celine Weldone, or something like that

you mean of course celine dion and of course she works at Hortons. Everyone works at hortons except for our 3 soldiers who of course work for the polar bears that rule.

 

[monty]

you mean of course celine dion and of course she works at Hortons. Everyone works at hortons except for our 3 soldiers who of course work for the polar bears that rule.

Have they deposed the Kodiak ruler, Senta Claws the fourth shock horror what is your wasteland coming to, you must be due an oil spillage again

 

[Ct jr.]

Have they deposed the Kodiak ruler, Senta Claws the fourth shock horror what is your wasteland coming to, you must be due an oil spillage again

Those 12 foot oil tankers cause real devestation when they tip over in lake ontario spilling almost 30 gallons of oil (enough to power canada for a day). It's gotten so bad that seals are emigrating to the US in hopes of clean water.:blink: