Jamiednm
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Big news lads, just seen Carlo in the Tesco car park on country road with four cans of Tesco cider and a pack of Lambert and Butler, its happening!
I just rang up that branch of Tesco to see if they had cans of Tesco Cider in stock, but they said they’d just sold their last 4-pack to a ‘foreign looking chap’.
Looking like you’re on to something!