2020/21 Carlo Ancelotti

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I have a theory Everton are a situationist performance art project. Currently their performances reflect the contemporary reality of lockdown. Monotonous and dull.

"What has this to do with Carlo Ancelotti?", I hear you say.

Well, dear reader, he is but a contractual pawn in the grand Everton scheme. He couldn't liven up this mutant collection of slugs if he injected them with uncut crystal meth. Its part of something bigger*.

*I'll wager the above isn't the stupidest thing written on this thread tonight...

Can we start singing to Carlo bye bye bye

I will say it now

The blokes a fraud

This is not football that we are witnessing. Its destructive, regressive and horrible to watch.

15 mins tops?

 

[Thomasc]

seriously the last game I’m watching this season, it’s been pitiful.

 

[Saint Domingo]

This is terrible but let the bloke bring in a few players.

We were loads better with Allan Doucoure and Rodriguez.

2 of "his" outfield players on the pitch today. Godfrey and Rodriguez.

They’ve been two of our best players this season and this game

 

[Kev The Rat]

Haha. Do you think another manager could make these players better?

Sigurdsson is a joke
I'd pay good money to watch iwobi drown
Coleman is past it and his schoolboy football doesnt work without pace.
Davies is a bog standard footballer

its easy to blame the players, yes they arent the best, but surely more could be got out of them. I would not say our squad is worse than West Ham or even Leicester.

 

[Bungle]

yes mate, what a magnificent 0-0 this has been. glad you were entertained.

Solid is the word you're looking for, massive injury crisis and Carlo is hauling a poor outfit to a point.

Rejoice Kev

 

[diggerdestroyer]

This is terrible but let the bloke bring in a few players.

We were loads better with Allan Doucoure and Rodriguez.

2 of "his" outfield players on the pitch today. Godfrey and Rodriguez.

Of course. He gets another season. But the work rate of his team all season has been very poor and that is a worry if we want to progress.. No matter what players he has out there they should be working. They look unfit compared to other teams and I think recent results, injuries have proven that and I see a poor finish to the season.

 

[Kev The Rat]

Solid is the word you're looking for, massive injury crisis and Carlo is hauling a poor outfit to a point.

Rejoice Kev

Oh I am mate, believe me. Another day closer to this fool being shown the door.

 

[trueblue84]

its easy to blame the players, yes they arent the best, but surely more could be got out of them. I would not say our squad is worse than West Ham or even Leicester.

How many manager have tried and failed? And I don't just mean our manager.

Sigurdsson was embarrassing at spurs and was a standout player in a relegated Swansea team.

Iwobi was crap at arsenal.

Davies is never better than 6/10

I forgot holgate as well. He's crap.

 

[Bullens Rd]

Injuries no excuse for what he's serving up for us. Utterly horrible brand of football.

 

[Bungle]

Oh I am mate, believe me. Another day closer to this fool being shown the door.

He's not going anywhere and we'll expect a written apology from you when he's polishing our trophy haul in 12 months.

Get on whatever exchange buys your fancy coins and sell the lot to cover the masses of humble pie you need to order.

 

[riddick]

At the very least can we stop pretending like this season has been any kind of "success"? Winning at Anfield? Great. Basically one moment in 31 matches. It's some of the worst football I can possibly imagine and he's setting the team to do it intentionally. Just awful awful stuff.

He needs to be doing significantly better.

 

[matty1878]

This is terrible but let the bloke bring in a few players.

We were loads better with Allan Doucoure and Rodriguez.

2 of "his" outfield players on the pitch today. Godfrey and Rodriguez.

......

 

[Kev The Rat]

How many manager have tried and failed? And I don't just mean our manager.

Sigurdsson was embarrassing at spurs and was a standout player in a relegated Swansea team.

Iwobi was crap at arsenal.

Davies is never better than 6/10

I forgot holgate as well. He's crap.

stop making excuses mate. these arent players that cannot play in this league, they can and have done - how can you ignore the like of Richarlison and James for example, while pinpointing players such as Iwobi who did not even start tonight.

 

[trueblue84]

stop making excuses mate. these arent players that cannot play in the is league, they can and have done - how can you ignore the like of Richarlison and James fo example, while pinpointing players such as Iwobi who did not even start tonight.

Only digne and Rodriguez are good enough. Richarlison has been poor for weeks. The rest would not get into any other team in the top 10.

 

[matty1878]

I hope all the bad goons, who wanted Carlo out nxt season, when he’s made us a good team, and added. You can’t get to watch us as you don’t deserve to you fools