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[Sassy Colombian]

BREAKING NEWS a group of football fans on a lotto winning holiday in Colombia get kidnapped by a cougar

I just edited that for you. Much better

 

[Death]

I just edited that for you. Much better

Been put in a Colombian sex dungeon been fed a diet of Colombian egg timer sand and sex is a different life from the one I have. But a life all the same.

Linda, I'm in.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Been put in a Colombian sex dungeon been fed a diet of Colombian egg timer sand and sex is a different life from the one I have. But a life all the same.

Linda, I'm in.

Haha, it seems your imagination is going wild again today. I promise to take all my GOT friends to Colombia for a vacation but you are all on your own when it comes to pursuing any sex adventures, I just make sure to give you some cash for any needs.

I will make sure to invite Linda along too

 

[BornBlue76]

@BornBlue76 let me assure you that you will be on my list. Now I just need to win it lol

now just need one of those heart thingys too!! Getting my bags ready

 

[Death]

Haha, it seems your imagination is going wild again today. I promise to take all my GOT friends to Colombia for a vacation but you are all on your own when it comes to pursuing any sex adventures, I just make sure to give you some cash for any needs.

I will make sure to invite Linda along too

Adventure? Usually when you get kidnapped by a sex crazed Cougar. A forced life of fornication is the outcome. And it's no adventure. Believe me.

 

[carlos21]

Night, night my dear friend.

Sleep well. Xxxxx

Good morning sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[carlos21]

now just need one of those heart thingys too!! Getting my bags ready

Hi blue how are you doing today mate.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Good morning sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Good morning dear! How are you today? Xxx

 

[carlos21]

Good morning dear! How are you today? Xxx

I am good today Xxxxxxxx

 

[Sassy Colombian]

now just need one of those heart thingys too!! Getting my bags ready

We need to begin a petition for a heart emoji at GOT

As you pack your bags send me some lucky numbers to play and if you have them right then forget about the bags because you will have a bag full of cash to buy everything you need in Colombia.

Pick five numbers from 1 to 69 and one Powerball number from 1 to 26.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I am good today Xxxxxxxx

I'm happy to hear.

What have you been up to? Or did you just woken up?

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Adventure? Usually when you get kidnapped by a sex crazed Cougar. A forced life of fornication is the outcome. And it's no adventure. Believe me.

Why? Have you had such experience before with other cougars?

 

[Death]

Why? Have you had such experience before with other cougars?

There was an episode in my life when I was 17 and a women in her 40s had a separation 5 doors down and let's just say I practically lived in her house until my ma got involved.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

There was an episode in my life when I was 17 and a women in her 40s had a separation 5 doors down and let's just say I practically lived in her house until my ma got involved.

Ha so it was her the one who traumatized you with forced fornication? poor you, now I understand your ordeal. I promise the trip to Colombia will be different.

 

[Death]

Ha so it was her the one who traumatized you with forced fornication? poor you, now I understand your ordeal. I promise the trip to Colombia will be different.

Well I was willing but at 17 I don't think it was technically.

Oh will it? Fine then. Tease.