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[marnie]

You know you can always count on me to put you back on track

I think the only one who would enjoy Linda as a cocktail would be Carlos, I am going to stick to my Mary lol

Better than a Bloody Maxine lol

 

[maccavennie]

Straw and beer coming your way. What do you prefer an ale, lager, pilsner, stout? You name it, we have it. @coollino brought a few cases earlier today.

I'll have a Pilsner please Sassy, something nice and crisp.

 

[marnie]

Can I have pitcher of ice cold beer please, lots of ice.

I'll be a rebel and use a straw if that's okay

Sea Life killer lol

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Oh no Sassy. Hide the narcotics. Here comes officer Linda!!!!!!

Sassy? Where have you gone? Damn she as bailed.. just as the cops show up.

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Hahaha, very clever. When I said you should provide the pics for the party I never suggested using your photoshop skills
By the look of your pic I should never pursue a career as policewoman as uniform doesn't seem to suit me well. But it does suit Linda and while we both have dark hair. I really don't look much like her. She is way hotter.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I'll have a Pilsner please Sassy, something nice and crisp.

Coming right up. Just take it easy with the straw

 

[Death]

Hahaha, very clever. When I said you should provide the pics for the party I never suggested using your photoshop skills
By the look of your pic I should never pursue a career as policewoman as uniform doesn't seem to suit me well. But it does suit Linda and while we both have dark hair. I really don't look much like her. She is way hotter.

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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

-Shakespeare

 

[carlos21]

Hahaha, very clever. When I said you should provide the pics for the party I never suggested using your photoshop skills
By the look of your pic I should never pursue a career as policewoman as uniform doesn't seem to suit me well. But it does suit Linda and while we both have dark hair. I really don't look much like her. She is way hotter.

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My sexy linda.

 

[marnie]

Coming right up. Just take it easy with the straw

The Dolphins don't mind them.They can do party tricks with their blow holes. Sea turtles however,are right moody FFFERS if they swallow them thinking it was an eel.

 

[Death]

You know you can always count on me to put you back on track

I think the only one who would enjoy Linda as a cocktail would be Carlos, I am going to stick to my Mary lol

Boy Jaysus.

You are going to be buckled drunk by the end of the night you keep up that pace!

 

[maccavennie]

The Dolphins don't mind them.They can do party tricks with their blow holes. Sea turtles however,are right moody FFFERS if they swallow them thinking it was an eel.

We havent got sea turtles at the party have we ffs I may have to banish the straw.

I'm just going to lounge in the corner over there and nod my head to the music with a look of a man who knows hes got more than £50 in his pocket and he won't need to use the cash machine this evening.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

The Dolphins don't mind them.They can do party tricks with their blow holes. Sea turtles however,are right moody FFFERS if they swallow them thinking it was an eel.

I'm quite confused. So @maccavennie is the dolphin. And are you supposed to be the turtle or the eel?

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Boy Jaysus.

I'm going to be buckled drunk by the end of the night you keep up that pace!

I edited that for you!

 

[Death]

I edited that for you!

Ewwww what are you going to do to me.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

We havent got sea turtles at the party have we ffs I may have to banish the straw.

I'm just going to lounge in the corner over there and nod my head to the music with a look of a man who knows hes got more than £50 in his pocket and he won't need to use the cash machine this evening.

Before you lounge on the corner please suggest a tune for our party. We need some music. Btw, of I win the lottery tonight you don't have to worry about money

@Death any other suggestions

 

[marnie]

We havent got sea turtles at the party have we ffs I may have to banish the straw.

I'm just going to lounge in the corner over there and nod my head to the music with a look of a man who knows hes got more than £50 in his pocket and he won't need to use the cash machine this evening.

Why the FFFFFFFFFFFFFF is their no plastic blow up sea turtles and dolphins at this party FFS