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Cats or dogs?
- Thread starter Nebbiolo
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Whitebootman
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Loking at past Turner Prize winners I think you could be on a winner here, if not you could turn it inot a nice advertising campaign for McDonalds.
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sure, i'll bring my own prep area !!!
maybe with the aid of a harness we could create some kind of spirograph.
Nebbiolo
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I remember a few years ago, one of the "artists" had made a picture from bits of fluff that she found down the sides of chairs. It really turned my stomach, and the picture was crap as well. Totally bizarre mind at work there, I think. She probably looks at herself as quirky.
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"shine a light" with arrows signifying that you need to swap the letters around to spell "line a shight"
coyney
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My neighbours cat had its kittens in our garden shed ,shits all over the place ,goes fishing in my pond and killed a £40 koi and what does she say "oh shes a little scamp" heres the £40 and Im sorry about your shed would have been better.oh she also puts pellets around her garden to discourage it from using it as a toilet her words,
And yes we used to have two cats but they did the deed so to speak in the cat litter in the house.
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there is the issue that cats go out 'hunting' and killing wildlife, if you say you dont like them you are noted as being an animal hater yet the reasons could well be that they kill YOUR animals.
coyney
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Over fifty years ago the rag and bone man walked the streets giving day old chicks for rags and being a spoilt only child I got 6 and helped my dad fix a cage in the back for them, next morning all where dead killed by the cat next door,even now I remember.to say I was upset was putting it mildly yet I was sent to bed for throwing stones at the cat apparently I was cruel but the cat was just being a cat:huh:
Nebbiolo
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Somehow I think that the number of animals killed by cats doesn't even come near to the amount killed by man.
Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
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the number of turds in gardens deposited by cats compared to man will balance that out neb.
thing is why are cats allowed to roam free but dogs not ? domestic breeds of cat have been taken to countries where they are descimating the native species of birds and small mammals, why is this o.k. ?
if i see 1 in my garden i throw a stone at it, this goes for dogs too btw and also jehovas witnesses.
rs get rocks not stones.
Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
the number of turds in gardens deposited by cats compared to man will balance that out neb.
thing is why are cats allowed to roam free but dogs not ? domestic breeds of cat have been taken to countries where they are descimating the native species of birds and small mammals, why is this o.k. ?
if i see 1 in my garden i throw a stone at it, this goes for dogs too btw and also jehovas witnesses.
rs get rocks not stones.
Mr Serious head says that man has destroyed the natural habitat for most native flora and fauna. Cats have barely made a dent in comparison. If cats are bad, then humans are the devil incarnate.
Mr Happy says if it wasn't for cats, your house would be swarming with rats and mice, all as big as small dogs. Rejoice in the cat, Reidy. They're the best vermin control known to mankind.
If you don't want them in your garden, get one of those things from the gardening shop which is supposed to deter cats? Then just present the bill to your cat owning neighbours, with a sample of their moggie's stool.
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