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Big Sams Little Pecker
Player Valuation: £1m
20 years ago I reckon he'd have been a good striker in the Niall Quinn mould.
Just stay in the box and slot it when it's booted up to him.
Just stay in the box and slot it when it's booted up to him.
Mark Pembridge
Player Valuation: £1m
Nothing against the bloke, he just isn't very good. struggled to make any impact yesterday, wrong move bringing him on should have been benard all day long....
JAYMULL
Player Valuation: £6m
Yard dog what a great old expression that is! When I was a kid in the upper bullens we had a bloke behind us who used to to slate the players all the time, he called Bobby Latchford a yard dog lots of times, he then usually ended up singing 'Bobby Latchford walks on water'.
Tosun the epitome of a yard dog.
Fascist supporting bell.
....Baines comes on and despite not playing for many months is ‘game ready’. Like a top professional, he trains awaiting the moment he’s needed, he thinks awaiting the moment he’s needed. I get the impression Tosun just goes training and just goes home.
He’s not thinking about the moment he’ll be required, he’s not thinking DCL wins headers and if I run beyond him it could be productive. He just comes on and runs around. No thought. He takes the key penalty against Leicester, just runs up with no idea of where he’s putting it. No thought.
He storms down the tunnel after being substituted yesterday, he thinks he’s effective but you have to work at being effective.
He’s not thinking about the moment he’ll be required, he’s not thinking DCL wins headers and if I run beyond him it could be productive. He just comes on and runs around. No thought. He takes the key penalty against Leicester, just runs up with no idea of where he’s putting it. No thought.
He storms down the tunnel after being substituted yesterday, he thinks he’s effective but you have to work at being effective.
ToffeeLee1878
Player Valuation: £8m
Up there with Brett angel for me dreadful player in any formation
Undisputed_blue
Player Valuation: £8m
Well, Duncan's game plan is based on work rate and pressing. Tosun offers neither. Tosun has scored zero goals under Duncan's stewardship.
People don’t want Zlatan even though we have players like Cenk to try and score us goals, madness.
it’s embarrassing how bad our strikers are.
it’s embarrassing how bad our strikers are.
MACCA75
Player Valuation: £70m
I always think he will come on and at the very least be a physical handful and win some headers - but he doesn’t even do that.
eame71
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Only Cenk himself
....a Walsh signing, if I remember rightly, Allardyce didn’t play him straight away (but I might have that wrong).
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