Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
They can have him back for nowt if they'll pay his wages.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
- Status
everton1953
Player Valuation: £40m
Quite cheered me up this one. Imagine getting real money for one of our crap buys.
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
Palace chairman "he's in the building".
Yeah mate but it's on the pitch where the problems start.
Yeah mate but it's on the pitch where the problems start.
Cameron Manning
Player Valuation: £35m
Black mate, pitch bleedin’ black.!!!
ParisToffee
Player Valuation: £5m
Would be superb if they took the 20 million option to buy at end of season 
I like Cenk Tosun and he's not done anything wrong, it's just not worked for him at Everton. If we can offload him to Palace for a nice fee, that would be brilliant.
Lack of pace is a real setback in the premiere league. Can’t recall any successful striker in this league as slow as him.
Berbatov? Although he could afford to be slow as he was so intelligent.
havrey0123
Player Valuation: £25m
Denis stracqualursi
andy4efc
Player Valuation: £60m
Giroud another. Not particualry pacey but good at his role and can control a football. Cenk cannot.
barneygumble
Player Valuation: £60m
Giroud is a class act, was gutted when we never signed him. Bloody Koeman.
Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
Dzeko?
Barca Blue
Player Valuation: £8m
Slow footballers with a IQ above a kopite have a chance in this league but we are blessed with slow and thick
andy4efc
Player Valuation: £60m
Koeman had him in Finch Farm, story goes that his misses didn't wanna leave London.
Rudolf Hucker
Player Valuation: £30m
- Status