Cenk Tosun

[Yank]

I mean it’s pretty obvious he’s been asked to do that pose.

How would that be obvious? Nothing about the pose makes sense?

Actually maybe it does, is this team got like an americanized "Raptors" nickname or something?

I've got no earthly idea why he would do that pose so why would anything about it be obvious to me? I also don't know jack about cenk tosun.

Do you have a 200 page thread I missed where you talk to yourself about Cenk Tosun or besiktas I've missed?

 

[windymiller]

11 goals and 6 assists. £100k+ a week. Three and a half years. 58 appearances. Cost to Everton FC - £48m so far. 6 pages in his thread.

James Rodriguez. 6 goals and 9 assists. £100k+ a week. 26 appearances. One year. Cost to Everton FC - £8m so far. 292 pages in his thread.

#agenda

 

[Eggs]

11 goals and 6 assists. £100k+ a week. Three and a half years. 58 appearances. Cost to Everton FC - £48m so far. 6 pages in his thread.

James Rodriguez. 6 goals and 9 assists. £100k+ a week. 26 appearances. One year. Cost to Everton FC - £8m so far. 292 pages in his thread.

#agenda

…not to mention a key missed penalty in a cup shoot-out when the momentum was with us to win.

That annoyed me. Whilst accepting players miss penalties, his approach to that effort was totally unprofessional and the miss was inevitable.

 

[Blunatic]

11 goals and 6 assists. £100k+ a week. Three and a half years. 58 appearances. Cost to Everton FC - £48m so far. 6 pages in his thread.

James Rodriguez. 6 goals and 9 assists. £100k+ a week. 26 appearances. One year. Cost to Everton FC - £8m so far. 292 pages in his thread.

#agenda

Says a lot about James that when defending him you compare him to an unequivocal failure in Tosun (insert injury excuse).

what if instead we do this....

Lucas Digne - top level international that plays most games and contributes positively on and off the pitch despite stepping down from Barca but at no stage acting like he's bigger than the club - 2 pages

James - never plays but brings masses of negative global press to the club doing untold damage to how we are seen by potential players, fans and investors - nearly 300 pages

#agendasarelikearseholes

 

[Nymzee]

How would that be obvious? Nothing about the pose makes sense?

Actually maybe it does, is this team got like an americanized "Raptors" nickname or something?

I've got no earthly idea why he would do that pose so why would anything about it be obvious to me? I also don't know jack about cenk tosun.

Do you have a 200 page thread I missed where you talk to yourself about Cenk Tosun or besiktas I've missed?

I do indeed have a thread all about Cenk Tosun. It’s called the Cenk Tosun player thread. #MambaOut

 

[windymiller]

James - never plays (not true) but brings masses of negative global press to the club doing untold damage to how we are seen by potential players, fans and investors (also not true) - nearly 300 pages

#agendasarelikearseholes

Lol, that you make two untrue statements then make out that I've go the agenda. James contributed plenty last year, I also would have liked him to contribute more, and nobody outside of Everton fans care about him vaping on a boat.

 

[Cameron Manning]

…but that hasn’t stopped the owner ‘doing his own thing’, without endorsement from elsewhere. We know about Tosun and it appears he’s not the only one directly brought in by the owner.

Well if Mr. Moshiri bought Tosun, and I don’t doubt you Eggs, how was he allowed to, he is not a football knowledgable man regarding players, especially foreign ones, didn’t anybody at the club question him or advise him to have a think about this deal,who put this idea into his head that Tosun was a good player in the first place, seems strange to me,

 

[windymiller]

Well if Mr. Moshiri bought Tosun, and I don’t doubt you Eggs, how was he allowed to, he is not a football knowledgable man regarding players, especially foreign ones, didn’t anybody at the club question him or advise him to have a think about this deal,who put this idea into his head that Tosun was a good player in the first place, seems strange to me,

He's allowed to because Everton is his toy and he can do what he wants with his toy. Including breaking it.

 

[Preki]

How would that be obvious? Nothing about the pose makes sense?

Actually maybe it does, is this team got like an americanized "Raptors" nickname or something?

I've got no earthly idea why he would do that pose so why would anything about it be obvious to me? I also don't know jack about cenk tosun.

Do you have a 200 page thread I missed where you talk to yourself about Cenk Tosun or besiktas I've missed?

They have an eagle on their badge so that could be it.

 

[buddy]

He's allowed to because Everton is his toy and he can do what he wants with his toy. Including breaking it.

Blue Bill has been doing it for years ,and still people clap him when he comes on the screen at the ground,some one said you can fool some of the time, but you can not fool all the people all of the time

 

[chippy1722]

Judging by our summer transfer business, I reckon Brands deffo offered him a year deal before we got Rondon.

 

[davek]

Says a lot about James that when defending him you compare him to an unequivocal failure in Tosun (insert injury excuse).

what if instead we do this....

Lucas Digne - top level international that plays most games and contributes positively on and off the pitch despite stepping down from Barca but at no stage acting like he's bigger than the club - 2 pages

James - never plays but brings masses of negative global press to the club doing untold damage to how we are seen by potential players, fans and investors - nearly 300 pages

#agendasarelikearseholes

They're not even arsed about James. He only serves to attack the manager of Everton. That's as much as their adoration goes.

 

[Clarky cat]

Cenk is going to come back refreshed, hungry and resplendent with a beautiful shining syrup. We should cherish our modern day Samson, who will slot on the Sabbath…
He will be like a new signing when he’s back in the fold, a shocking one like, but as he can’t play football maybe whipping crosses in to the office as the Blue boys have been so far this season might suit him like a spray can of guerilla glue, a hand mirror and some extra fine ground coffee beans.
Let’s get this straight, the mighty Cenk has 6 goals more than Michael Branch already and what a player he was, he’s half way to Franny Jeffers total already in just 49 games for Everton…
I don’t know about you guys but this fella gets my juices going, what a signing.

 

[Eggs]

Well if Mr. Moshiri bought Tosun, and I don’t doubt you Eggs, how was he allowed to, he is not a football knowledgable man regarding players, especially foreign ones, didn’t anybody at the club question him or advise him to have a think about this deal,who put this idea into his head that Tosun was a good player in the first place, seems strange to me,

…he was allowed to because nobody can stop him. I don’t say the club is his but he’s the majority shareholder.

He’s not a ‘football knowledgeable man’, but he might think he is or he might be persuaded by high-profile agents who mix in his circle. It’s lots to do with ego, it’s lots to do with very rich people, it’s less to do with logic.

 

[Eggs]

They're not even arsed about James. He only serves to attack the manager of Everton. That's as much as their adoration goes.

….do you still think the rumours linking Townsend were a nonsense & all about destabilising Benitez. I’m sure that’s what you posted.

Like lots of others, i didn’t agree with the Benitez appointment but I wish him nothing but success. Seems a number of posters are very protective of him. He’s a grown man, I’m sure you don’t have to fret.

Bit odd Benitez signed Townsend after your strong statement. Finger on the pulse, Dave.