Match Thread Chelsea v Everton - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[TheAlmightyFloater]

I don't think he can afford to.

Not to worry he'll just take out a dodgy loan from the literal devil himself at 3000% interest

 

[Jamiednm]

I bet we play like this for the next set of games, get relegation confirmed then batter Arsenal 4-0 on the last day of the season.

 

[Tommy Chong]

And we haven’t give them all the money yet.

Did he come with a return policy?!

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

the ref hasn’t exactly helped

Deffo mate, some of his defending for the first 4 goals was atrocious

 

[Street end man]

Booooooooooooooo

 

[Paul Rideout]

And what little money we had we spent on chermiti and Beto
Scandalous

We don’t know if chermitti is any use because the manager gives him 2 minutes at a time.

Should have been on instead of Harrison imo

 

[PhilM]

Looks like a lot of the away end have left

If I was there, I'd be wanting to get back on the coach and out of London as quick as possible. Or if staying in London, finding a pub!

 

[Joey66]

I genuinely hate him

Lovely attempted overhead kick not @banno thinks he's great

 

[Ron Burgundy]

beyond belief.

can't wait to hear dyche post-match.

David Brent Roulette

 

[Vortexgaz]

Gomes and Patterson looking to pass forward.

Dyche will absolutely hate that.

Yea he won’t be starting them at the weekend

 

[Look to the future]

We should reverse the player of the match poll.
Who has been our worst player of the match? So many contenders

 

[gazzaa2]

Shame we can't play like this when it matters

Chelsea haven't really bothered second half.

 

[Sharpies volley]

Are there any words for this tonight? If this ends up the way we all expect it to, it’s one of the darkest nights in our history. I’m embarrassed. The club is disintegrating before my eyes.

Wait till tomorrow!

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Did he come with a return policy?!

Hopefully we kept the receipt mate!

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Keane up front could be no worse than Beto. Do it, you gravelly voiced skinhead!

You are prob right but look at what we have become.

A 90 year old playing in midfield surrounded by donkeys and then a marshmallow of a Central defender coming on and we are asking that he plays as a center forward . Madness but not surprising the mess that this club has become