Match Thread Chelsea v Everton - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[when i score we riot]

Worst result since the 0-7 to Arsenal?

This is so much worse, that was at least just the first game of the season. We are 6 games from curtains right here, back then relegation was uncertain and there were 37 games remaining

 

[Naylor56]

Slowest team in the prem

 

[ForeverEverton]

Thank God that’s over. Let’s see if we have any leadership or direction at the club. Because we’re down without some serious changes

I called it weeks ago, nothing is changing the direction of travel unless Dyche goes and Moshiri has to sack him, he stands to lose all the money he put in if we go down. He will find 5-10m to sack Dyche to save his £400m...

If he doesn`t he is more stupid than I thought, and I think he is one of the thickest billionaires on this planet.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

That was worrying a Lampard-esque capitulation there.

 

[Jamiednm]

‘Sticky Toffee Drubbing’ ha, like that one

 

[RomanReigns]

A lot of players need dropping

 

[mahermi1]

FT 6-0

I'd say get out of our club, but there's nothing left of it anyway.

Thank you Moshiri and thank you Kenwright this is YOU'RE legacy.

 

[navidson]

"We've got a chance tonight, they're crap at the back, low on confidence, injury ravaged, nothing really to play for"

Chelsea 6 - Everton 0

 

[Somerset Blue]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh…that is all

 

[Zezti]

Harrowing.

 

[ToffeeTim]

10 man Burnley got a draw there 3 weeks ago

 

[Baileys perm]

Me and my Mrs had our first last year and my father in law got her a baby Villa kit, I couldn’t even be bothered saying anything. She will be better off

Twins in our family 2weeks ago a boy and a girl photos of them leaving hospital in pink and blue knitted hats with everton crests on, they don’t know what football is yet but they’re evertonians already for which I apologize

 

[Librarian]

Rock bottom hit

 

[diggerdestroyer]

If I were the Everton social media admin, I’d sack off all the crossbar challenge content and just post footage from actual training where our players miss open goals, fall over the ball, eat chicken wings on the pitch etc.

Can't watch that absolute dribble. Captions of players "on fire" at training and then they can't string 2 passes together match day.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Horrific.
I'd set fire to the lot of it but shît don't burn.

Calling them that is a complement mate!