Match Thread Chelsea v Everton - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Quadvod]

Hopefully young gets a second yellow so he can’t pick him on Sunday

 

[Drico]

I’ll give this a miss tonight. 4-0 and not a shot on target. Good of us to go to the Pensioners and play two of them down our right.

Posted at 7.18PM tonight. Sorry I was wrong. I turned up, alright. Unlike our heroic warriors.

 

[ste d' indica]

WTF is Onana doing chinwagging with Chelsea there? Folk have travelled down to London on a frigging Monday night to watch that 'kin mess. Arsehole.

 

[Bristol Blue]

Is anyone intending watching the second half?

Some sicko will

 

[AndersLimpar4Life]

Hope Dele calls out the soulless mercenaries at half time.

 

[Daytripper]

There’s no pace or intelligence in this team. None. How do these people at the club earn the wages they do and say they are doing a good job?

And some of these are the same rats who try to put it on the fans for being negative.

A club full of rats

 

[Parker]

He is - it's until summer '25.

 

[luuk_deventer]

Is anyone intending watching the second half?

My partner is making me watch it.

My safe word is Usmanov

 

[Cels]

What a mess, but not exactly an unexpected mess. Dyche will need to give one of his inspirational team talks during the break if we're to turn this one around.

 

[maccavennie]

1-11 that was as disgusting performance as you'll see as an Evertonian.

The manager has coached any kind of football these fellas could play out of them. We've got a rymans league striker leading the line who we have to pay 25m for, we've got a number 10 who costs us time and time again because he can't actually play football. We have 2 midfielders who haven't got the stomach for a fight. We've got the worst wingers I've ever seen an Everton team have. We've got 2 of the worst full backs in the league currently playing. We've got 2 centre halves who have given up the fight. We've got a keeper whose letting mistakes that lead to goals creep into his game

I'd say it's as bad as it can be but it's not, it'll probably get worse 2nd half.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

I'm actually not really that bothered ultimately. That's how much they've worn me down.

 

[edge]

Already apologised...

I am in the lakes , havnt even watched it,( told the missus I had a bit of indigestion ) and went back the room put it on 4-0.
Should have just stayed out.
Not your fault mate I didn't fancy us at all tonight.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Is anyone intending watching the second half?

I'm gonna start cheering chelsea on and see if they spite me as well. 'kin asteroid will fall and it'll be ruled a replay yet.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

I refuse to believe that Danjuma and Patterson are THAT woeful in training, that we haven’t even given them a try in recent months ahead of the frightening levels of elderly garbage we’ve been fielding instead.

 

[mahermi1]

For me, having Doucoure on the pitch in a game like this is killing us, he’s just drifting around in no man’s land.

Either play a proper midfielder or a forward

This half way house means we’re playing with 10 men

He has been a shadow of the player that he was before his injury.