Chico.

[chicoazul]

Detach the slides as floatable items. Who's to say it wont save someones life one day, and then its worth it.

Which airline does he work for Kirsten?

 

[Kirsten]

And whats that?

They tell you the emergency procedure in the event of crashing into the sea.....

Surely you'd rather 1% chance of surviving than none at all. I know I would.

"Ahh there's no point trying to stay alive, I might as well just give up, I'll probably die anyway"

That's weak.

 

[chicoazul]

And whats that?

They tell you the emergency procedure in the event of crashing into the sea.....

Be honest mate, youre too busy perving off them...

 

[Kirsten]

Detach the slides as floatable items. Who's to say it wont save someones life one day, and then its worth it.

Which airline does he work for Kirsten?

First Choice.

 

[SuitsBlue]

My cousin Walter
Jerked off in public once.
True story.He was on a plane
to New Mexico when all of a sudden
the hydraulics went. The plane started
spinning around,
going out of control. He decides it's all over,
whips it out and starts beating it
right there. All the passengers take
a cue from him they whip it out
and start beating like mad. So all the passengers are
beating off plummeting to their
certain doom when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in
and the plane rights itself.
It lands safely and everyone puts
their pieces, or whatever,
away and deboard.Nobody mentions the phenomenon
to anyone else.

terrible but humourous.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Surely you'd rather 1% chance of surviving than none at all. I know I would.

"Ahh there's no point trying to stay alive, I might as well just give up, I'll probably die anyway"

That's weak.

1%? Try 0.000001% and i dont consider myself that lucky


But as chico quite rightly said, they have perving value.

 

[chicoazul]

They are dirty little mites.

*taps nose and reminisces*

 

[GrandOldTeam]

They are dirty little mites.

*taps nose and reminisces*

Narky gits though, one took a inflated condom off me and threatend to kick us all of the plane....

To be fair though, five minutes later she was wishing me happy birthday on the speaker...

 

[SuitsBlue]

I like pleasure spiked with pain
and music is my aeroplane, It's my aeroplane

 

[chicoazul]

Narky gits though, one took a inflated condom off me and threatend to kick us all of the plane....

To be fair though, five minutes later she was wishing me happy birthday on the speaker...

Sweet and sour mate.

Just so that you know, condoms arent for blowing up. How many kids you got mate?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

0, I spike gf's fanta with smarties every night you see. Orange ones, keep them kids at bay.

 

[chicoazul]

Not taking any chances with mine, smarties or not.

Porn every time.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Takes me back to the picture of you and the young Cuba girls enjoying a smoke on the sidewalk. It was to funny for words.b)

 

[micknick]

Of course there's a point but the fact is, they're not bothered about your safety. I'd rather not risk my money to be honest.

My brother is an air steward

Is he a toffee too? Does he go on everton forums? Is his username leeisfree??!!

Ive heard all people that work for First Choice are a bunch of dodgy crooks- any truth??!

 

[Welton Toffee]

Is he a toffee too? Does he go on everton forums? Is his username leeisfree??!!

What a legend