chicoazul's Chelsea Preview

[blulouie]

Can't recall the last time we didn't lose when he did a preview...

But nevertheless, the @chicoazul curse has to end one day.

It's on the front page that you never, ever visit;

Everton v Chelsea - Grand Old Team

So it might be ok to talk about Everton again. Been a while since I jotted stuff down but I hope (note that word) I’ve covered that below as part of my coping mechanisms for modern day Everton. It’s that time of year again of goodwill to all so I thought I’d give you something to read on the...

www.grandoldteam.com

Dickens enactment & Birkdale pirate.
Choked me that .

 

[NeroCeasar]

Not gonna lie the lack of research here makes me doubt the writers journalistic merit, it's almost like he is playing the role. Anyway Cucurella is suspended following his red last weekend so he can't get twatted by one of ours, unfortunately

 

[CielosGrises]

Not gonna lie the lack of research here makes me doubt the writers journalistic merit, it's almost like he is playing the role. Anyway Cucurella is suspended following his red last weekend so he can't get twatted by one of ours, unfortunately

Still, the Palmer cracks make up for it.

 

[chicoazul]

Not gonna lie the lack of research here makes me doubt the writers journalistic merit, it's almost like he is playing the role. Anyway Cucurella is suspended following his red last weekend so he can't get twatted by one of ours, unfortunately

It’s just shoddy basic research.

 

[tellmema]

Solid 8/10 (including the 20% seasonal uplift)

Happy to take part in your end of year harvest too. Season of goodwill and all that.

Back of the spoon!

 

[NeroCeasar]

It’s just shoddy basic research.

Unfortunately it's endemic in the industry at the moment. There is a lad on Twitter, Italian, I think, Luca Chianti and he is top class, only one in that game you can trust these days, the rest of them are unreliable tbh. Luckily you are just a volunteer, providing some words for this site so you won't be held to the standards that Luca is

 

[Tommy Chong]

It’s just shoddy basic research.

It's adequate enough, Chic's...

Unfortunately, I don't see you winning any literary prizes with that hogwash. If eloquence was as prerequisite...

 

[chicoazul]

Unfortunately it's endemic in the industry at the moment. There is a lad on Twitter, Italian, I think, Luca Chianti and he is top class, only one in that game you can trust these days, the rest of them are unreliable tbh. Luckily you are just a volunteer, providing some words for this site so you won't be held to the standards that Luca is

Will have to look him up, thanks buddy.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Unfortunately it's endemic in the industry at the moment. There is a lad on Twitter, Italian, I think, Luca Chianti and he is top class, only one in that game you can trust these days, the rest of them are unreliable tbh. Luckily you are just a volunteer, providing some words for this site so you won't be held to the standards that Luca is

Aye, it's just @chicoazul providing some short and amusing words to read while sitting on the bog on this sombre Sunday morning.

He's not like he's Woodward and Bernstein, who's trying to uncover the Watergate scandal, lol.

 

[chrismpw]

Delete this one ffs.

Magnificent diatribe as always.

 

[RalphDring]

Some absolutely corking analogy’s in that, excellent write up and probably much more entertaining than we will see during the actual match.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

First!

I read it; I liked it.

Wordsmith of note.

 

[Nyhus]

so I thought I’d give you something to read on the toilet.

Guess what Im doing rn

 

[Rita_Poon]

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and there weren't nearly enough pop references in this preview, although there is a very heavily leant upon theme right through. So here, my gift to the author.

Spoiler: the theme...