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[Leylo]

Great read chico, wish suppositories could fix us

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Long live the King (Chicolaaar)

 

[chicoazul]

Nice one to anyone reading. Obvs no one did before you think I’m getting ahead of myself.

 

[tommye]

Is now on the front page;

Everton v Leeds - Grand Old Team

And thus, what feels like some cruel, weird sleepwalk into the abyss continues, in a season for Everton (football club) that feels as confusing and painful as your first ever haemorrhoid. We’re mid way through February and – as it stands – Everton are to be relegated. That’s where it is really...

www.grandoldteam.com

Preferred yours.
NEA.

 

[tommye]

Shitfest.

Harsh but fair critique

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

You had me at:
And thus, what feels like some cruel, weird sleepwalk into the abyss continues, in a season for Everton (football club) that feels as confusing and painful as your first ever haemorrhoid.
One of your best that isn't just aimed at the hygene of the other tribe.
Left me feeling I needed some sort of salve for the sore anus, but we are likely due another dry-bumming from another relegation competitor this weekend so maybe I'll wait untill Sunday.

 

[PeregrineT]

As someone with hemorrhoids right now this write-up and this season really hit home

 

[Toffeepot]

'the big plain speaking pragmatic rasping voiced crudely goateed scotch egg in a suit' lol

Love this lulling into a false sense of security moment 'You may be hoping for some customary unfair words about Leeds in this preview, alas, I’m quite fond of the place and people' before unloading a few lines later haha Gold! lol

 

[Cels]

FFS @chicoazul

They sit two points ahead of Everton in a game where three points go to it’s victor, should there be a victor.

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Seriously though, another top match preview. Thanks for taking the time and effort

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[Everton Enthusiast]

Absolute talented writer.

 

[Rita_Poon]

8th pic in...

oh my...

Never heard of let alone drank McEwans in Brazil....

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Great read chico, wish suppositories could fix us

We tried supposed tories with Frank so I guess suppositories is logical next

 

[brettangellnightporter]

How does one place ones head in the microwave without already being dead?

Was this written by the author of Bouncer's Dream?

 

[mumwasablue]

Is now on the front page;

Everton v Leeds - Grand Old Team

And thus, what feels like some cruel, weird sleepwalk into the abyss continues, in a season for Everton (football club) that feels as confusing and painful as your first ever haemorrhoid. We’re mid way through February and – as it stands – Everton are to be relegated. That’s where it is really...

www.grandoldteam.com

Good read even for a Leeds fan. I know your lot are unhappy with the board etc. Compared to us you have had it easy..Life doesn't end for a football club,if they get relegated out of the PL. I've seen three bad relegations,down to the 3rd division for 3 years and yes the standard can be diabolical at times,but you still stick it out. Go to the same pub before games have a laugh with your mates and then hope you stuff Yeovil,etc. The minus 15 season was for atmosphere as good as it gets. Nearly got promoted 50000 plus at Wembley,lost to the mighty Doncaster,but we did it eventually.
I don't know what will happen tomorrow,but there will be two teams giving it all ,passionate fans on both sides,and hopefully Leeds win.

 

[chicoazul]

How does one place ones head in the microwave without already being dead?

Was this written by the author of Bouncer's Dream?

As if my head would fit in a microwave.