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I spent an entire season of previews trying to describe his head and face once. Someone collated them but I’ve lost it. Another glorious subject matter manager.

Doesn’t matter though as, well, they still remain West Ham. And Sam Allardyce is their manager with an allergic face that looks like it’s been stung by a thousand bees. A cranium so giant that it amassed it’s only gravity, of which Kevin Nolan is caught in as a lonely trapped satellite moon.

Everton v West Ham. 22nd Nov at 15.00.

Things and stuff, but mostly things. Stuff. Yeah! Things. YEAH! I feel like so much stuff has happened since we last corresponded. And by corresponded I really mean me putting too much effort into a sub standard and not-very-good preview that will get lost in the intergalactic mire of internet...

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