Christmas 2024

[Bryan+]

I know this thread is a pisstake and Christmas isn’t for everyone but if you’re alone on Christmas Day and want a meal delivering. message me, I’ll make sure you get one during my drop offs. (Don’t have to reply to me here)

 

[NeilMorepies]

My brain read All Spice as Old Spice. Think I need an early night.

Nah.. the smell of that, Hai Karate, and Blue Stratos is the smell of TRUE Christmas

 

[Rich1878]

My brain read All Spice as Old Spice. Think I need an early night.

Amazing ! Good night Rufus, my sweet sweet cat

 

[Rita_Poon]

What on earth is "Christmas Seasoning" - makes me shudder to think what it could be.

cranberries and cinnamon.

oh how revolting. Although on second thoughts, might have a rear end that honks like a yankee candle.

 

[Yarrgh]

cranberries and cinnamon.

oh how revolting. Although on second thoughts, might have a rear end that honks like a yankee candle.

There's a more direct method of obtaining a backside like a Yankee candle if you don't fancy eating the beans.

 

[Bryan+]

I know this thread is a pisstake and Christmas isn’t for everyone but if you’re alone on Christmas Day and want a meal delivering. message me, I’ll make sure you get one during my drop offs. (Don’t have to reply to me here)

South Liverpool.

 

[Cameron Manning]

The church needs a massive revamp to appeal to today's youth, IMO.

Breakdancing Jesus gets my vote.
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I think Jesus’s old style ‘Love one another’ might shock and move today’s society more than anything!

 

[Yarrgh]

I think Jesus’s old style ‘Love one another’ might shock and move today’s society more than anything!

If Jesus was around now he'd probably not be shooting rockets into Gaza. In fact he'd probably be absolutely furious with us all.

 

[canuckblue]

Going to be on a Caribbean cruise with the fiancee this year. Her birthday is the 24th.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Going to be on a Caribbean cruise with the fiancee this year. Her birthday is the 24th.

I suppose that’s one way of guaranteeing she’ll get a jolly red-faced bloke up her chimney on Christmas Day.

 

[trueblue84]

I know this thread is a pisstake and Christmas isn’t for everyone but if you’re alone on Christmas Day and want a meal delivering. message me, I’ll make sure you get one during my drop offs. (Don’t have to reply to me here)

Is this a euphemism for something sexual? If so, sign me up!

 

[Rich1878]

I know this thread is a pisstake and Christmas isn’t for everyone but if you’re alone on Christmas Day and want a meal delivering. message me, I’ll make sure you get one during my drop offs. (Don’t have to reply to me here)

Fair play. That's lovely that

 

[Yarrgh]

I suppose that’s one way of guaranteeing she’ll get a jolly red-faced bloke up her chimney on Christmas Day.

Good old Roger the cabin boy hey?

 

[canuckblue]

I suppose that’s one way of guaranteeing she’ll get a jolly red-faced bloke up her chimney on Christmas Day.

And they say romance is dead.

 

[carlos21]

Amazing ! Good night Rufus, my sweet sweet cat

Hiya rich.