Christmas gift suggestions for your other half.

[Shevin Keedy]

I realise this is opening a can of worms (not literally as that'd be a crap gift in anyone's book) but I;m honestly a bit stuck this year.

What ya got?

 

[tommye]

1 way ticket to the moon

 

[dublinbluenose]

A dildo

 

[Moomin]

A new frying pan and set of pans.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

A new frying pan and set of pans.

Wouldn't the set come with a frying pan? She already has a dildo.

 

[LEONARD]

I realise this is opening a can of worms (not literally as that'd be a crap gift in anyone's book) but I;m honestly a bit stuck this year.

What ya got?

Sod the surprise, and the potential disappointment, just ask her what she would like for Christmas.

 

[Moomin]

Wouldn't the set come with a frying pan? She already has a dildo.

Usually seperate, need to invest in a good frying pan.

 

[tommye]

A nice fridge

 

[JLW]

A kitchen

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Usually seperate, need to invest in a good frying pan.

Same with dildos to be fair; you want them hard wearing overall.

 

[Bungle]

I've asked for one of those virgin experience days, will make a change to using her massive fanny.

 

[blue61]

I've asked for one of those virgin experience days, will make a change to using her massive fanny.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

A new wizards sleeve or clowns pocket...

 

[COYBL25]

A copy of Three Billboards, a new chimney sweeps brush, a set of cat ladders for the roof and a life time supply of curry powder.

 

[cocklord]

I'm getting everyone one of these this year.