Christmas lights are doing my tits in

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Is there a way to disable the smashing of the Christmas lights at the top ? literally every time I go to my bookmarks tabs I have to listen to the sound of glass smashing.
 
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Blue Pride of Brum said:
I’d put it comfortably behind your £75 turkey boast mush.
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See it literally makes a normal sentence sound like it’s spoke by a simpleton. Without it that sentence is fine and reads like someone with an IQ higher than potato wrote it. Add on “mush” and I’m literally picturing some UKIP voting mouth breather.
 
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longers said:
See it literally makes a normal sentence sound like it’s spoke by a simpleton. Without it that sentence is fine and reads like someone with an IQ higher than potato wrote it. Add on “mush” and I’m literally picturing some UKIP voting mouth breather.
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Check out this Tory mush sneering at UKIP because he bought a 75 quid turkey and wanted to brag about it on a football forum.
 
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Blue Pride of Brum said:
Check out this Tory mush sneering at UKIP because he bought a 75 quid turkey and wanted to brag about it on a football forum.
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I was going to come back with something witty but then I remembered you live in Birmingham and now I just feel sorry for you:confused:

I tell you what, I’m feeling charitable and you seem fascinated by this turkey so how about I cut up a slice or two, put it in the post to you and you can then feed your family with it next Christmas.
 
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longers said:
I was going to come back with something witty but then I remembered you live in Birmingham and now I just feel sorry for you:confused:

I tell you what, I’m feeling charitable and you seem fascinated by this turkey so how about I cut up a slice or two, put it in the post to you and you can then feed your family with it next Christmas.
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Yeah good one mush. How much did that 1950s joke book cost you? £120?

A bit surprised to find a scouser who votes Tory and sneers at feeding a family at Christmas with all these food banks around no worries but each to their own mush ;)
 
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Blue Pride of Brum said:
Yeah good one mush. How much did that 1950s joke book cost you? £120?

A bit surprised to find a scouser who votes Tory and sneers at feeding a family at Christmas with all these food banks around no worries but each to their own mush ;)
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I support labour (had to vote liberal in my area as labour had no hope of getting in). £75 is not particularly expensive for a turkey which has to feed a huge family. I’m playing up the Tory role as you unkempt labour bums keep calling me one.
 
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I support labour (had to vote liberal in my area as labour had no hope of getting in). £75 is not particularly expensive for a turkey which has to feed a huge family. I’m playing up the Tory role as you unkempt labour bums keep calling me one.
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Youre Labour who doesn’t vote Labour. Right mush. So you’re a Tory. Go ahead and Mock families not being fed at Christmas once more for us please.
 
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longers said:
See it literally makes a normal sentence sound like it’s spoke by a simpleton. Without it that sentence is fine and reads like someone with an IQ higher than potato wrote it. Add on “mush” and I’m literally picturing some UKIP voting mouth breather.
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Blue Pride of Brum said:
And that’s a Tory reply mush.
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Don't listen to him mush, I like when you say mush
 
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