I don't have favourites mate, you obese flute
Slander to flutes that. Those are mostly wimmens, so you'd best watch it. Like they'd ever forget a slander.
I'd rather slander trumpets, really. If you really want to hurt someone call them a trombone.
Hasn't even got to be rusty. How you can trust any instrument that changes shape as it's played?
How many years is left with this unsavory business? Has it replaced Godspeed?
+10 for proper spelling.