Clique tryouts

Moomin · July 8, 2023

I have been approached by the Clique to say for the next 24 hours they will be doing tryouts to find a new member to join the illustrious secret group of elite members.

Now, within 200 words please state why you should join.

Good luck people.

LostLegend · July 8, 2023

I’ve slept with another human being so unfortunately I’m ineligible.

Good luck tho.

Moomin · July 8, 2023

LostLegend said:
I’ve slept with another human being so unfortunately I’m ineligible.

Good luck tho.

Chi..... the Clique has said they have slept with plenty of women.

Brett Angell Delight · July 8, 2023

I’m willing to debase myself to untold extremes in order to win the approval of internet strangers.

chrismpw · July 8, 2023

I wouldn't want to belong to any clique that would have me as a member.

DavidH · July 8, 2023

I wouldn't want to belong to any clique that demand to see my member.

SJB · July 8, 2023

I moved out of my mum and dad's house 20 years ago so I don't meet the requirements to join.

Rita_Poon · July 8, 2023

"I'm the clique"

The binman chronicles · July 8, 2023

Are we talking about the fit birds in Boots that sell beauty products? Else I'm out.

TommyDavo · July 8, 2023

Rita_Poon said:
"I'm the clique"

Looks like the one bit of truth in the thread

Shevin Keedy · July 8, 2023

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.