Clique tryouts

[tommye]

So am I!!! Doesn't help me with the one-liners.

Are you a lawyer?

 

[Martin Alvito]

Are you a lawyer?

No, but everyone I knew told me to be one. Dodged that silver bullet.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Doesn't help me with the one-liners.

@YoboCopter

 

[Martin Alvito]

@YoboCopter

Are you saying cocaine solves the problem?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Are you saying cocaine solves the problem?

Every problem, apparently.

 

[Martin Alvito]

Every problem, apparently.

Never tried, and a good mate of mine says all it does is activate your whole fight-or-flight system.

No thanks. Been married once.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Never tried, and a good mate of mine says all it does is activate your whole fight-or-flight system.

No thanks. Been married once.

The copter is your man, sounds like your mate was on the bash, a few lines of the primo have you thinking like Einstein allegedly....

 

[Martin Alvito]

The copter is your man, sounds like your mate was on the bash, a few lines of the primo have you thinking like Einstein allegedly....

Unnecessary. *mic drop*

 

[kev]

Never tried, and a good mate of mine says all it does is activate your whole fight-or-flight system.

No thanks. Been married once.

Once?

 

[Martin Alvito]

Once?

So there's this guy I knew by way of golf. He was getting divorced for the fourth time, and I swear to God I said, "You're one short of a basketball team."

Thankfully, he has a sense of humor.

 

[kev]

So there's this guy I knew by way of golf. He was getting divorced for the fourth time, and I swear to God I said, "You're one short of a basketball team."

Thankfully, he has a sense of humor.

Even the best divorce lawyers can't take that.

 

[DavidH]

I’ve removed my own ribs to allow self felatio

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone ....

 

[Martin Alvito]

Even the best divorce lawyers can't take that.

I had really good divorce lawyers. That job does bad things to human beings, though. I think the guy used to have a sense of humor. Less sure about her.

 

[SerenityNigh]

I have been approached by the Clique to say for the next 24 hours they will be doing tryouts to find a new member to join the illustrious secret group of elite members.

Now, within 200 words please state why you should join.

Good luck people.

I have a hard time remembering who is who and generally telling forums members apart, which may easily be perceived as elite and standoffish so I may naturally appear cliquish when in ffact it’s just ineptitude.