Clothing brands that make you instantly judge people

[magicjuan]

I used to wear baggy Mish Mash jeans (with a massive metal tag on the back) with a plaid sonetti shirt. Looked amazing with my undercut.

 

[Hatters not haters]

That Montirex stuff all your young wear and look the exact same! The whole bus was puzzled by it!

 

[Alan Whittle]

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You’ve either got or you haven’t got;
STYLE!

@arch stanton ; missed the irony there buddy.

 

[chrismpw]

It's a famous line (or possibly not) attributed to the addled addict about the sight of an Englishman wearing a baseball cap.

There are fewer more distressing sights than that of an Englishman in a baseball cap Yeah, we'll die in the class we were born That's a class of our own, my love”

Wouldn't mind but I can't stand him or his music, it's just something that's stuck in my head

True story around 12 years ago I was with 3 mates and headed to what was my local pub on a Friday evening. Quite a small remote pub on the very upper Thames not far from Lechlade.

Barman said they were closed for a private function but its early so he let us in for a swift one as he knew me.

About an hour later 4 people came into the bar. They had a bit of a chat with the barman, looked over our way and ordered sine drinks.

Barman came over to me and said the people who'd booked the pub (effectively a single room) were quite happy if we stayed as he'd vouched for us.

Two of my mates (the two younger ones) kept looking over to them ... "That's...."
Me and the other mate looked quizzical. The youngsters had to explain to me who Pete Docherty was, but I'd heard of (if didn't recognise) Kate Moss.

We kept to ourselves not wanting to gatecrash their party. Pete and another one of his mates did a bit of a jamming session of covers, which we enjoyed (a private gig!).

The only downside was I had to nip back to my boat at one point and when I got back my 3 mates each had a slice of Kate Moss's birthday cake and the feckers hadn't thought to get a slice for me! Gets!

 

[Tigger]

Association with the RS I guess. Rather like I would never drink Carlsberg, own a Candy fridge or paint my house with Crown paint

I remember as a kid turning up to my uncles in a reebok tracky whilst they sponsored them and he was fuming lol

 

[DavidH]

The only downside was I had to nip back to my boat at one point and when I got back my 3 mates each had a slice of Kate Moss's birthday cake and the feckers hadn't thought to get a slice for me! Gets!

Sounds like you're not telling the full story here....

 

[arch stanton]

@arch stanton ; missed the irony there buddy.

still pissed mate

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Not a brand, but people who wear loafers with no socks. Dangers.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

I can't stand this latest Crocs with sports socks look.

 

[cronullasharks]

Sounds like you're not telling the full story here....

Not like Moss would have eaten any of it

 

[Rita_Poon]

Not like Moss would have eaten any of it

"nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" - some tramp from a band once...

 

[No Alla Violenza]

Association with the RS I guess. Rather like I would never drink Carlsberg, own a Candy fridge or paint my house with Crown paint

But their kit is made by Nike now

Not feeling this New Balance hate like

 

[Blue 1]

Jnco Jeans

Jnco and Kikwear Jeans

Famous for being worn by white middle class ravers at grotty squat parties in the 90s, more often than not with the bottom third completely drenched in a combination of piss, beer, vommit and poo. Like a human mop.

I went to grotty squat parties in the 90s and never saw too many of those. They were more of an American thing, weren't they?

They are disgusting, mind.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Porche or F1 attire

 

[longers]

I went to grotty squat parties in the 90s and never saw too many of those. They were more of an American thing, weren't they?

They are disgusting, mind.

They were very popular in the US from about mid 90s to early 2000's. Mostly associated with the US's cringe rave scene (candy/plur etc)

Around late 90's they became reasonably popular over here amongst ravers (grotty ravers, not clubbers) and metalheads.

Used to see the upper-middle-class squat party types busting them all the time, most notably Neneh Cherry's daughter and her crew who were seemingly at every squat party ever around that time.