Club fan discussion: Everton

[DualityNSNO]

Can they have a sing off a la x factor? even something more mundane like a game of connect four? best tap dancer? quickest lego builder? who makes the nicest full former english breakfast? We have to find a way here people...

I propose Takeshi's castle.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I propose Takeshi's castle.

Brill. ! Do they get head starts based on age? I don't want Ancelotti penalized cos he's a bit older, but at the same time I want martinez to have to do three laps...

 

[DualityNSNO]

Brill. ! Do they get head starts based on age? I don't want Ancelotti penalized cos he's a bit older, but at the same time I want martinez to have to do three laps...

They get weapons - the older you are, the better and deadlier the weapon.

Last man out wins (the chance to manage us, he might wanna stay in though just saying, won't blame him).

 

[Rita_Poon]

They get weapons - the older you are, the better and deadlier the weapon.

Last man out wins (the chance to manage us, he might wanna stay in though just saying, won't blame him).

Battle Royale it is. I propose martinez is armed with a single shoe!

 

[DualityNSNO]

Battle Royale it is. I propose martinez is armed with a single shoe!

With a single shoe, but it's phenomenally polished;

Like his balding head.

 

[Rita_Poon]

With a single shoe, but it's phenomenally polished;

Like his balding head.

 

[TheBigIguana]

There are some sound ones.

But also ones that genuinely hold this view of football:


A conundrum, isn't it?

Can't wait for us to say up so Dyche "has to stay" because "he's earned a chance" only for January of 2024 to roll around and we're in 17th and look like crap.

Who could have seen that coming?!?!?

This is a best case scenario.

 

[McBain]

 

[DualityNSNO]

Can't wait for us to say up so Dyche "has to stay" because "he's earned a chance" only for January of 2024 to roll around and we're in 17th and look like crap.

Who could have seen that coming?!?!?

This is a best case scenario.

Still haven't seen you answer this situation where results don't matter though lol

Or potential realistic hires.

Man go touch football pitch grass honestly.