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Just took the time to read this, it's a work of genius. The in match commentary is done by some Andy@Allerton cat who's mental states descends as the match goes on further, it's like he's watching a murder in full daylight and no one else can see it.

He is finally relieved of his match updates around the hour mark and spends the rest blaming the ills of the world on Webb. He's boss, can we get him on here?

Man U (2) v Liverpool (1) - 21/03/10 - Commentary & Post Match Handwringing
Andy Allerton:
"Hi Jon. Thanks for getting in touch.

There have been a few names 'in the hat' for the Manchester United job. Given the manner that the media in this country view things, You can almost see they regard Manchester United as the Gem in their British Crown. From that, your mentioning of Martin O'Neill makes perfect sense. You feel that the media would not want some 'Johnnie Foreigner' in on their club - their Xenopobia (As evidenced against Foreign managers in the league over the years) wouldn't allow it - any Foreign Manager would get instant pressure, whereas O'Neill would certainly get a lot of positive press. He's not my cup of tea - but he is a good manager. I think another option for them would be David Moyes who would jump at the chance of moving from a small club to a big one."


The usual. Its great to see such classless whoppers get their comeuppance. And in particular that individual descending into depression.
 
Seen that. What makes it so rewarding is to see him hitting out at United and all before the match like the pompous fool he is, only to be left as a gibbering wreck and frothing at the chops about Webb at the end of the game.

I would wager he's never kissed a single lady in his life too.
 
Seen that. What makes it so rewarding is to see him hitting out at United and all before the match like the pompous fool he is, only to be left as a gibbering wreck and frothing at the chops about Webb at the end of the game.

I would wager he's never kissed a single lady in his life too.

Andy Allerton:
"Thoroughly agree Finn, if we lose our heads in this game then I fear for the worst. Might be an idea if Masch goes onto the field of play with a Gimp mask on to prevent him calmly asking the referee 'What's happening' and being sent to Coventry by the media who condemn him for his 'crimes against humanity' while not really noticing that Manc players do it every week."

I wonder if Andy Allerton is in the school of thought that St Stevie of Huyton can do no wrong? Like elbowing someone in the head from behind? etc.

You betya he is the deluded bitter red.
 
Just took the time to read this, it's a work of genius. The in match commentary is done by some Andy@Allerton cat who's mental states descends as the match goes on further, it's like he's watching a murder in full daylight and no one else can see it.

He is finally relieved of his match updates around the hour mark and spends the rest blaming the ills of the world on Webb. He's boss, can we get him on here?

Man U (2) v Liverpool (1) - 21/03/10 - Commentary & Post Match Handwringing

I wont kid you, I skimmed just a few pages of that monster thread...just enough to flavour the bedlam therein.

This Howard Webb stuff is better than the result. All the years they've been trotting out the Clive Thomas jibes and here they are looking for the lone gunmen behind the picket fence.

******* priceless this.

Keep it coming Kopites, you shower of complete belters.
 

from the site that I've been perusing.....
The Elbow of Gerrard

Watched it the second time on replay and Gerrard definitely meant it!

Should get punished really. But he'll probably get away with it.

even if he gets two games we wont miss him his contribution is miminal lately. a bit like beckam on the pitch celebraty who is past his best.

Silly boy though was Stevie, at 3-0 at the time, no real need, game was in the bag, if he misses games it could disrupt the momentum we have gathered in that victory. (sniggers at that)

Indeed, like a court case, if the media get to involved then surely Gerrrard won't be able to have a fair trial? They should keep the [Poor language removed] out of it


Thought it was a bit silly from Gerrard, until I seen who it was lying on the ground. Then I thought, what comes around goes around and all that. ESPN were right ******s about it though, I reckon Joe Royle shows worse bias than Andy Gray and thats f**king saying something.

aren't they hard done to, ffs it does go on and on as well.
 
I wont kid you, I skimmed just a few pages of that monster thread...just enough to flavour the bedlam therein.

This Howard Webb stuff is better than the result. All the years they've been trotting out the Clive Thomas jibes and here they are looking for the lone gunmen behind the picket fence.

******* priceless this.

Keep it coming Kopites, you shower of complete belters.

THIS :lol:(y)
 

Love the way Benitez makes snidey comments about us allegedly parking the bus at Anfield yet there's hardly been any occasions where they have had more than three players in United's half.

KRIOC.

Must spread rep....

Hey.

Don't forget.

The [Poor language removed] are still in the title race though.
 
DID I HEAR YOU LOT SINGING OUR "MURDERERS! SONG ?


WHEN THE LADYBOY WAS LOSING HIS RAG AND BECOMING PETULANT I WAS BEGGING FOR A RE-ENACTMENT OF A BIG BOXING NIGHT AT O.T.

BRUNO!! BRUNO!! BRUNO!!

That is correct

As you know the reference is to events that stopped the Toffees having the chance to win the European Cup not Hillsboro

We have never sung about Hillsboro by the way apart from occasionally a few ******* who soon get sorted

Lots of Aeroplane gestures seen today by the way in the Liverpool end ( I could see it from the Stretford end )
 
Pardon me neville, but the holier than thou act isn't working here.

well there's a lot of us here, that have been here a lot longer than you, that think Neville is fine.
He is just as critical of the songs that ushoited fans sing at us and the r/s, as he is about the songs that r/s sing at every one of their meetings.
so it may not be working for you, but we have no doubts about him, if we did he wouldn't have been here for so long.
 

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