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[Vim Fuego]

It's haunted, the previous owners were murdered there, you heared a voice telling you to Get Out, a deep and dark voice from the bowels of hell..

 

[Vim Fuego]

It is haunted, this was filmed there ...

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwKtz66l-AA&NR=1[/media]

I rest my case.

 

[monty]

Does a cheese cutter come with it

 

[McBain]

Do you have to sing "So long, farewell, Auvidersien goodnight" every time you go to bed?

 

[McBain]

Where are the wheels?

we have a winner

 

[monty]

Did Macca sit on one end?

 

[evertonianstu]

My wife's parents are thinking of buying this place...

Please help me by providing one liners i can use on them.

Simple. Just say, 'you must be fecking bonkers'

 

[Nebbiolo]

Can the woodworm and or termite problem be rectified, or do you have to knock it down and start again?

 

[monty]

We will want feed back here Bundy lad, which ones worked etc

 

[Bundy]

We will want feed back here Bundy lad, which ones worked etc

Yep ok we went over last night for dinner here are some results, i got to use three and i didn't say the exact words suggested but something like it:

Where are the wheels -
polite laughter from mother in law, father in law grunts.

Does the roof collapse when the gas pressure drops -
blank stares all round.

Not bad for a converted burger bar -
Mother in law replies "yes i also thought it looked like a converted shop of some sort"

 

[McBain]

Yep ok we went over last night for dinner here are some results, i got to use three and i didn't say the exact words suggested but something like it:

Where are the wheels -
polite laughter from mother in law, father in law grunts.

Does the roof collapse when the gas pressure drops -
blank stares all round.

Not bad for a converted burger bar -
Mother in law replies "yes i also thought it looked like a converted shop of some sort"

tough crowd.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Just tell them that you see dead people, and stare mysteriously into space whilst gently convulsing in your chair, works everytime.

 

[chicoazul]

Just tell them that you see dead people, and stare mysteriously into space whilst gently convulsing in your chair, works everytime.

Vim offers quality advice there Bundy.

Is is near a pastie retailer? If not then you have the perfect excuse.

 

[monty]

Just tell them that you see dead people, and stare mysteriously into space whilst gently convulsing in your chair, works everytime.

I do think Vim has it cracked, just keep throwing little pebbles around the place without them seeing

 

[Vim Fuego]

False blood comes cheap from the right retailer, break in the property, secrete a couple of bags of blood behind one or two plug sockets and watch the sheer horror on your parents faces as it seeps slowly down the wall. The few quid spent on fake blood could salvage your credibility and save your parents thousands !!