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Conspiracy theories
- Thread starter gorgeousgeorgeEFC
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I heard the car that she died in was a ringer. The front was a Mercedes and the back was a Princess.
deipnosophist
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Dodi was the louche, playboy son of a billionaire...
Badge1878
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Why don’t we sort it once and for all. Get Kyle - personal marriage woes aside - sitting on his steps. Backstage cameras and go for it.
Harry, top lad as you are. You’re up for this aren’t you lad. No doubting the much thread discussed & regrettably deceased Princess of Wales is the mother but who is the father?
Let’s sort it out, Kyle Style. Do a blood test, get Charlie up to do the same, pop the Polo lad, Hewitt behind the scenes - could be emotional - get the Iranian doctor out to give him final Mi6 clearance, then the Costner Bodyguard lad. That’s why Hewitt has to go behind scenes as all the seats are full and we have it sorted.
Spent millions on the wedding, let’s spend a few grand for appearance money on the DNA parentage.
The result Doesn’t bother me like, prefer to get a corner at Anfield myself, but if built up right, get the right sponsors on board, could get similar viewings as last week.
Perhaps the was it a real Royal Wrdding Sequel? Sort out this conspiracy lark once and for all.
Harry, top lad as you are. You’re up for this aren’t you lad. No doubting the much thread discussed & regrettably deceased Princess of Wales is the mother but who is the father?
Let’s sort it out, Kyle Style. Do a blood test, get Charlie up to do the same, pop the Polo lad, Hewitt behind the scenes - could be emotional - get the Iranian doctor out to give him final Mi6 clearance, then the Costner Bodyguard lad. That’s why Hewitt has to go behind scenes as all the seats are full and we have it sorted.
Spent millions on the wedding, let’s spend a few grand for appearance money on the DNA parentage.
The result Doesn’t bother me like, prefer to get a corner at Anfield myself, but if built up right, get the right sponsors on board, could get similar viewings as last week.
Perhaps the was it a real Royal Wrdding Sequel? Sort out this conspiracy lark once and for all.
Gladystweet
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But she wasn't.
Elvis the pelvis
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How do you know that ?
Gladystweet
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Because they performed an autopsy. Or are you suggesting that was covered up as well?
Steve0
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Who are 'they'?
I've created my own conspiracy theory. She was killed in the tunnel but not by an accident. She was ambushed in the tunnel and, with the help of the only guy to survive the 'crash' the other three were simply shot.
Was she actually followed by papparaxzi? Or were they secret service personnel ensuring no witnesses?
Why did it take so long for the ambulance to get there and take her to hospital? Why can the bodyguard not remember anything? Why was nobody wearing a seatbelt?
Fairly watertight.
Bed.
Gladystweet
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.....well, that's me convinced....
Elvis the pelvis
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Are you sure they would check for that in an autopsy if it wasn’t obvious of course ?
Gladystweet
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I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure they'd know if someone was pregnant or not.
Hang on, I'm being reeled in here.
Elvis the pelvis
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How would you know if they were in the early stages
So wait, the people who built the Denver Airport have impregnated Diana with the DNA of the Lindberg baby? But why would they kill Paul McCartney just to fake a moon landing so they could stash away alive-Hitler? I'm very confused.
Gladystweet
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Hang on. You made the claim she was pregnant. Prove it.
Gladystweet
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I really don't know how they get the time or the energy for some of this crap...I really don't
Reminds me of what Derren Brown once said, while talking about mediums. " it's like someone telling you there's an alien space ship in their garden. You can't see it, hear it, touch it, or smell it, but you just have to believe it's there because they say so"
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