Contract Dave

[AndyC]

A lifelong Man United supporter who's now got his dream job at the club he supports.

A excellent employee of Everton who's simply moved on to pastures new and where he wants to be.

 

[good times bad times]

This should clinch the Qatari bid for Utd and the Glazers.

They are surely going to meet the asking price now with the best Contract person in the business in place.

Smart move.

 

[sdk]

If the board didn't have the foresight to get a new Contract Dave lined up as a replacement I'm gonna plotz.

 

[tommye]

 

[blulouie]

this is the last straw

No mate

Think this is just the start.

The WHOLE club needs cleansing.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

I always thought his name was rodney

Seeing as Mosh and Bill are like Boyecie and Del boy and the club is run along the lines of Trotters independent traders,that's not a bad shout

 

[tonka1878]

Thank god whey’re getting rid of the deadwood!!

He was here 27 years and we won nothing! Coincidence???? Ahahahahha, I think not!!!

That was my first reaction too. Since the last trophy we won was against the club he 'supported'?!

 

[Baines' left foot]

That was my first reaction too. Since the last trophy we won was against the club he 'supported'?!

Too right, mate.

They think they can pull the wool over are eyes but me and you have it sussed lad!!1!!

 

[Toffeepot]

lol

That's one dedicated musician! love it lol

 

[Toffeepot]

We don't sign players so I forgot he existed! ahhh the good ol' days, Contract Dave and his trusty pen.
We can't even buy him a pen now without permission

 

[mahermi1]

If the board didn't have the foresight to get a new Contract Dave lined up as a replacement I'm gonna plotz.

Snodin or Graham Stuart another Kenwright crony, another layer of protection.

 

[gorgeousgeorgeEFC]

Goodbye, Contract Dave
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would've liked to know you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

A very poignant tribute to a great man.

He will be sorely missed.

 

[gorgeousgeorgeEFC]

Can't help but feel this warmth in my heart
Overwhelmed by your sweet and charming art
Not a day goes by that we don't think of you
Together forever, our love always true
Ready to conquer the world as one
Acting with purpose and always having fun
Caring for each other, we'll never be done
Together with you, our love has won

Dave, you light up our world like the sun
All of our love is yours, every last one
Valued and cherished, forever you'll be
Endlessly and always, you're the one for us

Lovely tribute. He was the one guy who never let us down.

Forever in our hearts.

 

[Gareth Gibson]

A decent man who served our club well for decades and who never put a foot wrong.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Leaked image of his farewell gift by the board: