Crap Sporting nicknames

[marnie]

Adam 'Gentleman' Johnson............

 

[jal123]

Fizzer.

Nothing effervescent about that bulb.

What about his crystal tips?

 

[COYBL25]

Adam 'Gentleman' Johnson............

lollollollollollollollol

 

[Professor Toffee]

Disco Stevie G

 

[lancs blue]

Darron "unleaded" Gibson

 

[The binman chronicles]

Dennis Bergkamp. The Non-Flying Dutchman

Not sure if it's bloody brilliant or terrible.

 

[summerisle]

Clive 'the referee' Thomas.

 

[tonyhorne]

Butch "the crab" Wilkins.
*That may or may not have been his official nickname.

I think "Butch" was the actual nickname - Dunno why.

"The Crab" was a derogatory term coined by Ron Atkinson (I think) as he thought too many of Wilkins passes were sideways only...

 

[AdamEFC]

Ketwig Kaiser

I don't get it he's not German?

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

What about the charlatan Mourinho, aka 'The Special One?' In my opinion it's crap on two levels.
1. It's hardly the most catchy nickname like 'Rhino' or 'Waggy' for instance.
2. 'Special' to who exactly, other than his narcissistic self?

 

[WycombeToffee]

Atletico Madrid's nickname is "Los Colchoneros". The mattress makers.

 

[maccavennie]

Emlyn "Crazy Horse" Hughes.

wasn't even in my day him but only one word springs to mind when I hear that

tit.

 

[OldDominionBlue]

Edin Djeko's nickname is pretty crap in my opinion. "The Bosnian Diamond"

 

[summerisle]

Edin Djeko's nickname is pretty crap in my opinion. "The Bosnian Diamond"

Sounds like a Sherlock Holmes story.

 

[gorgeousgeorgeEFC]

Phil "The Dark Lord" Taylor.