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Crystal Palace v Liverpool May 5 20.00hrs. Match Preview

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Khalekan said:
Top feckin' post.....;)
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I felt a wee bit sorry for the decent reds I'm lucky enough to know, like a few of my best mates and my Grandfather who probably hasn't got long left to see them lift another league. They were excited and I obviously wanted them to spew it but I can't help but like to see the lids excited.

But then the crushing, overbearing accompaniment of their cringey obsessive masses just bleach any such thoughts out of your brain and pray with all your might for their eternal doom.

May we never enjoy widespread success again if it meant we get that type of ted "following" us and making me hate anything by association with it.
 
chicoazul said:
Have they done a play about it yet? Let me know when it's on in the theatre.

Looking back this game was ace for so many reasons, and the Chelsea game preceding it too.

They really thought they had won it.

Remember the Make Us Dream banners draped over the side of their training ground?

Remember them meeting the coaches in with flares for each home game?

Remember the Premier League Winners Tshirts on sale already?

Remember the distasteful way they tried to pin it on winning it for the 96?

Remember every conceited beaut popping out of the woodwork with a minty arl replica Candy top.

Remember town booked full by Scandies, Asian and Irish for the last week of the season "coronation" to be?

It was ALL about them. The fans desperate for reflected glory trying to impose themselves on the victory run in so they could claim they contributed the utter f'ing weirdos.

Gerrard getting to lift the Premier League would have set football back by 20 years in deceny.

Remember. And never forget that we own a great debt to Palace, Demba Ba and butter heels Gerrard himself.

In the end it was worth them going so close just to watch the absolute meltdown when they chucked it away.

The degenerate gimps.
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So glad this got bumped...totally missed it. This should be on the front page.

Someone please post this on RAWK.
 
chicoazul said:
I felt a wee bit sorry for the decent reds I'm lucky enough to know, like a few of my best mates and my Grandfather who probably hasn't got long left to see them lift another league. They were excited and I obviously wanted them to spew it but I can't help but like to see the lids excited.

But then the crushing, overbearing accompaniment of their cringey obsessive masses just bleach any such thoughts out of your brain and pray with all your might for their eternal doom.

May we never enjoy widespread success again if it meant we get that type of ted "following" us and making me hate anything by association with it.
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I hear ya, bro.
 

What a night this was.

If I remember correctly I turned off at 3-0 (as most did I imagine) and turned it back on virtually as Palace's third went in.

I don't think I've ever laughed so much in my life. I couldn't sleep because until about 2 in the morning I just kept bursting out in fits of laughter. The whole night afterwards was just brilliant - all the Kopite pundits' faces, Suarez crying, Tony Evans doing the same and that fella saying "I don't believe it" hahahahaha.

I get a warm feeling just thinking about it now.
 
Ahh Crystanbul... I wore a cap in tribute to Pulis for several days after to torture my Kopite acquaintances. Someone should release a DVD of it, in the true spirit of bitterness.
 
Favourite non Everton match of last season. I watched it in a local bar where the shift manager was a Kopite. Typical out of town fan Liverpool fan, makes up for the non scouse accent with OTT behaviour. He was wearing a recent replica shirt but with Dalglish name and number printing. Also had hung a Liverpool scarf up behind the bar, just in case nobody had notice his die-hard and sincere fandom.

When it went 0-3 my mates went out for a cig, and I was tempted. But something made me stay.
They must have had a couple, because by the time they returned it was 3-3 and I had Christmas written all over my face.

Excellent, it was my round! But wait, no bartender? I leaned over the marble top to see him in the foetal position. "Been watching the game mate? 3 pints while you're there"
 
Haha it was great when they went 3-0 up and where running to get the ball out of the net as they thought they were going to win 10 zip.

Meffs.
 

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