2017/18 Cuco Martina

[riddick]

The best player from Curaçao but as much as I wanted him to succeed he needs to be replaced immediately. Free flowing football overwhelms him.

BASIC football overwhelms him.


I honestly never thought I would hate an Everton player but my blood boils watching him on the pitch. I don't care how poor Garbutt is, if he isn't better than Martina he should retire immediately. I struggle to even think of what level he would look good in.

 

[MikeH72]

Look. He couldnt get in southamptons squad for most matches not to mind their first 11. He is playing out of position. This is koemans and walshes fault for not signing a left back. Keeping in mind baines was on the down slope for a year or 2. It is criminal. This lad is the worst player i have seen in blue in a long long time. He is utter garbage.

It's alright though because he's a free back up who'll never play oh ang on

 

[Jreverton1]

He's not even a proper footballer and he's playing out of position, no wonder he's doing sh1te. Still, bet he goes home happy with his £50k a week wage.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

BASIC football overwhelms him.


I honestly never thought I would hate an Everton player but my blood boils watching him on the pitch. I don't care how poor Garbutt is, if he isn't better than Martina he should retire immediately. I struggle to even think of what level he would look good in.

Well thank Ronald Koeman for that one. Hopefully, Garbutt gets his chance if Alladyce sanctions it.

 

[Joey66]

Are any championship side looking a a chump on loan?

 

[DanB90]

I wouldn’t wish Cuco Martina on anyone.

 

[ilikecheese]

It's not his fault that he's not good enough for Everton. It's also not his fault he's being selected to play out of position every week.

As a RB he was a fill in at best that could get off a few decent crosses a game. As a LB he's utterly useless...but he keeps getting selected.

There's lots of fume to be had but it shouldn't be directed at Cuco.

 

[MikeH72]

Are any championship side looking a a chump on loan?

No Championship team would take him. I'm being genuinely serious that he'd struggle to get a game for half the sides in League 2.

 

[blulouie]

@orly
Remember your confessions thread.Please vault me cos its even worse now.

 

[Boba Fret]

Are any championship side looking a a chump on loan?

I think he would struggle for game time in the Championship. I am thinking Welsh or Irish leagues.

 

[eurosrees]

Imagine being his manager once then hiring him again at your next club, Ronald Koeman really must have been on glue the whole time.

 

[blulouie]

Are any championship side looking a a chump on loan?

Which one Joe ? ....we've got a dozen chumps.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Looks like fat head is going to continue to play him, if so, then he might as well play him at right-back, and move Kenny to left-back.

 

[gianthogweed]

Can't even be arsed having a go at him the club are a absolute embarrassment

 

[COYBL25]

You could actually shut this thread and then cut and paste what's going to be said about him after every for the rest of the season.

Every game is the same with him.