Love it lad,,tonights order went a bit like this...
"Chicken Doner mixed please"
"You want salad with it?"
"Just lettuce please m8"
"Cucumber?"
"No, **** off"
I hate salad but always get lettuce because subconciously I feel like am not abusing myself as much.
Curry is too good a food to eat when pissed, deserves a clear mind to appreciate what you are eating, kebabs are just scum and are definitely the post night out scran