Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
Neb.
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ffs mate it was a joke
Soz, I was getting hurt and was just about to write a letter of resignation from GOT.
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Dad at 13
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Soz, I was getting hurt and was just about to write a letter of resignation from GOT.
Robert Jarvis
Player Valuation: £35m
Neb, how many tentacles have you got?
Actually we are bloody jealous that we did not have an older girl come to us when we were 13.
Actually we are bloody jealous that we did not have an older girl come to us when we were 13.
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Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
Neb, how many tentacles have you got?
Actually we are bloody jealous that we did not have an older girl come to us when we were 13.
It was my dream, Robert. Well actually, not an older girl but an older woman.
Had to wait until my early twenties to experience the delights of the older woman, though. :dancing:
little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
Chav , Chav , Chav . Its a fukn disgrace , and shame on the Papers for making him a hero in the local junior school . Shoot the fukn parents !!
L.C.A.B. picks up the Sun , and strokes his Conservative Party membership . )
But really people . What chance has that child got ??
L.C.A.B. picks up the Sun , and strokes his Conservative Party membership . )
But really people . What chance has that child got ??
Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
Robert Jarvis
Player Valuation: £35m
Very true.
little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
Neb, how many tentacles have you got?
Actually we are bloody jealous that we did not have an older girl come to us when we were 13.
Can we not mention " tentacles" ,
L.C.A.B. may have a hernia . He's certainly got sore-stonks .
So please , a little understanding , here people .
bluebloodinmyveins
Player Valuation: £60m
If he was your son, or your baby's father....would you be proud to have him in every paper?
He's 13 (looks about 9) he should not be shown off like some freak show.
Nor should his kid.
He's 13 (looks about 9) he should not be shown off like some freak show.
Nor should his kid.
Its The Sun, an absolute scum bag of a paper that should be banned and sued for its irresponsible approach to reporting news.
bobbyrob
Player Valuation: £10m
Scottoffee
Player Valuation: £10m
Not to come across all Nazi, but this is why we need mandatory abortions for child mothers, if she's not old enough to drink, drive or vote, the decision to have a child should not be left up to her either.
3 kids have just had their lives ruined, 2 could've been saved.
3 kids have just had their lives ruined, 2 could've been saved.
Shock, horror...
Exclusive: DNA tests show boy-dad Alfie Patten is NOT the daddy - mirror.co.uk
Exclusive: DNA tests show boy-dad Alfie Patten is NOT the daddy
The schoolboy alleged to have become a dad aged 12 is not the baby’s father, the Mirror can reveal.
Alfie Patten, now 13, had a £300 DNA test after half a dozen boys claimed to have slept with schoolgirl pal Chantelle Stedman, 15.
It proved the 4ft-tall pupil was not the father of her seven-week-old girl Maisie Roxanne.
The result will be a blow to Alfie who was “devastated” by the boys’ claims and “adored” Maisie.
He was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle.
Before he took the test, he said: “I didn’t know about DNA tests before but mum explained it’s when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you’re the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up.”
His mum Nicole, 43, added at the time: “It had not even crossed Alfie’s mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He’s absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her.”
Chantelle became pregnant aged 14 after she “forgot to take” her contraceptive pill last May.
At the time, she claimed: “Alfie’s the only boy I’ve been with.”
Alfie insisted: “I am the only boyfriend Chantelle’s had and we’ve been together two years. I must be the dad. When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her, ‘Am I the dad?’ and she went, ‘Yeah’, so I believe her.”
Last month it was claimed Alfie had been the victim of a cruel con.
Chantelle told her half-sister Jodie O’Neill, 17, the father could have been one of a number of boys she slept with at her parents’ home in Eastbourne, East Sussex.
She said her mum Penny, 38, ordered her to keep saying she had been a virgin when she slept with Alfie, from Hailsham.
The baby scandal began when Alfie and his dad Dennis, 45, gave an interview to the press days after Maisie was born last month.
A succession of politicians, including Tory leader David Cameron, bemoaned the nation’s declining moral standards.
Mr Cameron said at the time: “I hope somehow they grow up into responsible parents but parenthood is just not something they should be thinking about.”
Dad-of-ten Dennis regularly spoke on his son’s behalf. After Maisie’s birth he said: “He hasn’t a clue what a baby means and can’t explain how he feels. When I spoke to him he started crying.
“He said it was the first time he’d had sex, he didn’t know what he was doing or the complications that could come. I’ll talk to him again and it’ll be the birds and bees talk.”
Exclusive: DNA tests show boy-dad Alfie Patten is NOT the daddy - mirror.co.uk
Exclusive: DNA tests show boy-dad Alfie Patten is NOT the daddy
The schoolboy alleged to have become a dad aged 12 is not the baby’s father, the Mirror can reveal.
Alfie Patten, now 13, had a £300 DNA test after half a dozen boys claimed to have slept with schoolgirl pal Chantelle Stedman, 15.
It proved the 4ft-tall pupil was not the father of her seven-week-old girl Maisie Roxanne.
The result will be a blow to Alfie who was “devastated” by the boys’ claims and “adored” Maisie.
He was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle.
Before he took the test, he said: “I didn’t know about DNA tests before but mum explained it’s when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you’re the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up.”
His mum Nicole, 43, added at the time: “It had not even crossed Alfie’s mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He’s absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her.”
Chantelle became pregnant aged 14 after she “forgot to take” her contraceptive pill last May.
At the time, she claimed: “Alfie’s the only boy I’ve been with.”
Alfie insisted: “I am the only boyfriend Chantelle’s had and we’ve been together two years. I must be the dad. When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her, ‘Am I the dad?’ and she went, ‘Yeah’, so I believe her.”
Last month it was claimed Alfie had been the victim of a cruel con.
Chantelle told her half-sister Jodie O’Neill, 17, the father could have been one of a number of boys she slept with at her parents’ home in Eastbourne, East Sussex.
She said her mum Penny, 38, ordered her to keep saying she had been a virgin when she slept with Alfie, from Hailsham.
The baby scandal began when Alfie and his dad Dennis, 45, gave an interview to the press days after Maisie was born last month.
A succession of politicians, including Tory leader David Cameron, bemoaned the nation’s declining moral standards.
Mr Cameron said at the time: “I hope somehow they grow up into responsible parents but parenthood is just not something they should be thinking about.”
Dad-of-ten Dennis regularly spoke on his son’s behalf. After Maisie’s birth he said: “He hasn’t a clue what a baby means and can’t explain how he feels. When I spoke to him he started crying.
“He said it was the first time he’d had sex, he didn’t know what he was doing or the complications that could come. I’ll talk to him again and it’ll be the birds and bees talk.”
Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
Loved the bit about "half a dozen boys claim[ing] to have slept with [his] schoolgirl pal".
Poor lad was always destined for a fall. TBH, it's shocking that the Mirror or Sun, or whichever other paper it was that ran with the story, should have done so. It was so obvious that he wasn't the father.
bluebloodinmyveins
Player Valuation: £60m
Wow now what does she look like 
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