The Binman
Player Valuation: £10m
shame we can't chuffing pass the ball forwards eh?!
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Yeah , maybe we leave him there to score goals against other teams. The really shocking thing is that we can’t afford him and are trying to go cap in hand asking for a loan .
I'd argue spending £10m+ on a 30/31 year old with a dodgy injury record and on big wages wouldn't normally be a sensible use of tight finances...
Given how desperate Everton are for goals...
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Whatever they have to do to get firepower in then have to do it.
Something I learned from google is he actually doesn’t have a bad injury record compared to his reputation.
Given he’s not always a guarenteed starter, here are his appearances/goals starting this season so far and working back since he left the RS:
18/6, 31/7, 33/13, 42/25, 25/8
Given he’s not always a guarenteed starter, here are his appearances/goals starting this season so far and working back since he left the RS:
18/6, 31/7, 33/13, 42/25, 25/8
If he doesn't jump for a header 25 minutes before it's aimed at him he'll do for me.
stamullenblue
Player Valuation: £25m
Scored and should off got an assist at end. Desperate times need desperate measures. No one on our team has scored more than 1 goal in any league game and nobody who did got an assist as well… 24 minutes on the pitch. Get him signed
Code for 'we'll let him go but we want a big wad of cash for him.'
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A few years ago I would have laughed and given it the full emoji treatment, but honestly, ive been beaten, you could put Mark Noble in front of me at this point and I would lap him up.
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The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Probably still be able to get a return on Maupay or at least close to our money back. Whatever it won’t be as bad as Sandro/Kone/Niasse etc.
Mase
Player Valuation: £8m
I hope you’re right, but I get a feeling he’ll be starting for us in the championship haha.
Ings would be a great buy for you. Im sad he's sat on the villa bench and not starting. A big part of why Southampton have dropped off last 2 years, they've never replaced their 20 a year striker and now he's basically second string and rotting on the bench. He's be a hero at Everton I think.
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