Darts

[tommye]

Phil The Power Taylor is a fat sweating young girl attacking mess who pub scruffs idolise because like them he is a thick, car crash of a human with hideous body odour, no refining features whatsoever and a huge sense of entitlement. Eradicate darts from our society and it will start to heal, you Woodbine chuffing, Iceland steak scranning, Kestrel Super Strength swigging lamentable simpletons.

 

[chicoazul]

You simple simple farmhands thinking you’re boss snorting Embassy No1 and doing them [Poor language removed] signs for the camera that no one’s arsed about. Cut out the Carling and sort your BMI and personal hygiene out like the doctor has been telling you to for years.

The darts.

 

[4737carlin]

Some cringe Kopites in the crowd chanting "f the tories"

 

[Yarrgh]

Is Darts even a sport? I don’t think so, it’s a pub game and spectated by scruffy tattooed skunks who go to Benidorm. And sex attack.

Shhhhh. You had me at pub game.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Darts fans, don’t be dissuaded from posting in here please. I know a couple of posters are being fairly “critical” of the sport but it is important to show that not all fans and players are sex offenders. Just 0.72%. which I believe is below the national average actually.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Apologies it’s 0.71%. Maybe that fat bloke with the purple Mohican just died

 

[Rita_Poon]

You simple simple farmhands thinking you’re boss snorting Embassy No1 and doing them [Poor language removed] signs for the camera that no one’s arsed about. Cut out the Carling and sort your BMI and personal hygiene out like the doctor has been telling you to for years.

The darts.

that bleeder has a board in his exam room, how you think I got into the arra's in the first place!?

 

[carlos21]

180 eight.

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[carlos21]

Bullseye.

 

[Juddablue]

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[chicoazul]

Why are darts fans cowards too scared to defend their honour? Says it all about the lily livered scruffy societal rejects really.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Sex offenders are allowed to watch sport as well you know

 

[chicoazul]

Sex offenders are allowed to watch sport as well you know

And be the greatest ever player of that pub game too.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Don’t care what youse all say just because .71%of darts fans are sex attackers and worship a sex attacker champion doesn’t mean you can shame all.
In fact, 99.29 % of darts fans have not been proven to be sex attackers which I think is something to be proud of. Could even get that tattooed under a 3 lions belly tattoo.