Dating ...

[Frang]

its becoming clear none of you lot know what dating is either ..

 

[Frang]

It's called a vagina Frank, and it's located between her legs, have a smell first to make sure it's not rank.

I prefer it a bit wiffy..

 

[ijjysmith]

Another lie

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I prefer it a bit wiffy..

You would have to bleach your nob afterwards!

 

[Frang]

Another lie

have you got any tips for me ijj??

I swear on me mars life im not lying. hows that

 

[Lelouch]

have you got any tips for me ijj??

I swear on me mars life im not lying. hows that

mars is a planet

 

[Frang]

Another lie

what was the last year you went on a date ijj??

and you @LouReedwalkonthewildside

 

[Frang]

mars is a planet

your mars ass is the size of one

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

what was the last year you went on a date ijj??

and you @LouReedwalkonthewildside

I'm too much of a bad minge bag.

 

[Frang]

another one is txting… its like a 24 hour thing with birds … like every 30 seconds another txt … is this normal ??

if you don't reply within 10 seconds your up to no good ??!!

@sageyefc

 

[sageyefc]

another one is txting… its like a 24 hour thing with birds … like every 30 seconds another txt … is this normal ??

if you don't reply within 10 seconds your up to no good ??!!

@sageyefc

You want to be careful frank, them sexchat lines are expensive

 

[chrismpw]

 

[KaiserEFC]

Be sure to tell her you watch every minute of every obscure football league and know every player under the age of 21 in world football. I hear it works for people in the transfer thread.

 

[Frang]

Be sure to tell her you watch every minute of every obscure football league and know every player under the age of 21 in world football. I hear it works for people in the transfer thread.

@Zatara im not !

 

[kev]

Franks only gone and landed himself a date ..

any tips greatly appreciated

Take some biscuits with you, her guide dog will love them.