Dating ...

[Yarrgh]

I can almost sense the Hi Karate being liberally applied as I read this thread.

 

[Nymzee]

It will be like that episode in Friends with Ross who turns up thinking he is going on date but is actually baby sitting as she goes out on a date.

Make sure you get a tip off the fella when they come back.

Nah

Overnight carer innit

 

[Zatara]

Going round to hers tonight for a film and stop over....

Really kind of you to offer to babysit for her...

I bet she could do with a night out...

Lovely gesture!

 

[Nymzee]

Have a tactical wank today so you don’t spaff in your pants before it begins.

 

[Zatara]

Have a tactical wank today so you don’t spaff in your pants before it begins.

Before what begins?

 

[Frang]

Have a tactical wank today so you don’t spaff in your pants before it begins.

Yes mate. Guna have several infact

 

[Nymzee]

Before what begins?

Do we need to give you the birds and the bees chat again?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Have a tactical wank today so you don’t spaff in your pants before it begins.

Never felt compelled to do that tbh. Does it make you more relaxed during the date or what? PS yes I have seen TSAM.

 

[Nymzee]

Never felt compelled to do that tbh. Does it make you more relaxed during the date or what? PS yes I have seen TSAM.

Depending on how frequently you self-alleviate or see women men can be known to hit the trigger earlier than desired due to lack of practice.

Watch American Pie: Beta House for an example scenario.

 

[Nymzee]

Yes mate. Guna have several infact

Not too many. Don’t want him to be asleep till Monday do we.

 

[Zatara]

Do we need to give you the birds and the bees chat again?

Youre telling him to have a hand crank before a date?

She'll want the full force not a dripping mess..

 

[Nymzee]

Youre telling him to have a hand crank before a date?

She'll want the full force not a dripping mess..

Oh mate, you know nothing Jon Snow.

 

[Frang]

Youre telling him to have a hand crank before a date?

She'll want the full force not a dripping mess..

Bleeding amateur you lad

 

[JimmyJeffers]

This thread reminds me of when me and my school mates would hang out and we’d all pretend we’d been laid and talk about shagging but we were all clearly virgins who’d go home and spaff over Beth from neighbours.

 

[COYBL25]

This thread reminds me of when me and my school mates would hang out and we’d all pretend we’d been laid and talk about shagging but we were all clearly virgins who’d go home and spaff over Beth from neighbours.

For the younger members, Beth was played by the ever lovely Natalie Imbruglia, who looks nothing like Franks lady friend.