Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Made a living out of telling everyone he's married to Dixies Granddaughter.
If he doesn't privately make jokes about scoring 60 times a season i will eat my and several other people's hats.
My main memory of him is reading absolute nonsense articles that made my blood boil even as a pubeless schoolboy.
I'm not on twitter and dont read the red echo or any of his work. I'd seen enough as a 17yr old to know what his opinion was worth.