Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
A cardigan to Moyes is akin to what a pair of brown brogue dress shoes are to Martinez.
Besides:
Don't they make our gaffer look dapper!
And aside from Moysie, the only other man who could pull off the cardigan look that well was:
Steve McQueen, right?!
And in any case, I've still got a closet full of cardigans that I bought during his first spell because I thought they looked tit.
Haven't worn them since, and now I have a reason to crack them out again!