Haha I just dont go OTT when it comes to us mate, good examples are:
Gomes has a decent game and he's the pre broken anke messiah again despite never influencing a game
Iwobi has an xG 0.1738294 passing therefore he's got potential
Brands is the best DOF in der werld as he wears an armani suit
Davide is top drawer assistant manager despite us not knowing what he actually does and us playing some right gutter football for most of the season.
Well you do go OTT, just the opposite way.
Watch Southampton ping a few balls around and complain they're streets ahead of our club etc.