dear santa.......

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

the z-pen, write all day then plug into usb and it all appears 'magically on your computer'.
surely this is gonna be a must have for fraudsters

Zpen - I Want One Of Those

or the pocket laser lightshow.

Pocket Laser Light Show at Gadgets.co.uk - Ideal gadgets, gifts and presents

Light Up Flashing Batman T-Shirt at Gadgets.co.uk - Ideal gadgets, gifts and presents

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Santa, i don't care what i get. Just remember on the way to let rudolp have a big dump over analfield!!

thanks beard head!

 

[Blue Ray]

what's bonfire night? do you still celebrate guy fawkes night over there.

Its all the same thing Bundy. We burn effigies of Guy Fawkes on bonfires. He tried to blow up the houses of parliament in 1605 with a party pack of gunpowder. Not such a daft idea. They could all do with some dynamite stuffing up theyre arses

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Its all the same thing Bundy. We burn effigies of Guy Fawkes on bonfires. He tried to blow up the houses of parliament in 1605 with a party pack of gunpowder. Not such a daft idea. They could all do with some dynamite stuffing up theyre arses

not to be confused with Guy Ritchie, who blew up Madonna

 

[Cal]

I love christmas.

 

[TX Bill]

Dear Santa,

For Christmas, I'd like a 20% rally in the world markets.

Thank you,
TX



(P.S..... If not, I'd love one of those Zpen's then.)

 

[Blue Ray]

I bought my kids a set of batteries for christmas once with a note saying toys not included.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Christmas is a time for remembering those family members who you despise.

And anyone who enjoys it has tendencies similar to those of a certain George Michael.

 

[fozzy]

Ive just bought a PS3 and HD TV for it.

Stitch that Santa.

what games you got mate?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Plop Trumps

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

thought i'd reignite this as we arent talking bout much apart from the same old [Poor language removed] about stadiums and imaginary lottery wins for us and the club.
since i started the thread its looking more likely that a wii will be the kids preffered pressie, although some of the other things may arrive too. like a nice glossy blue acer one

and the usual for the mrs

which will miraculously get chewed up by the washer, apparently they have to be washed before wearing as she says so.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

thought i'd reignite this as we arent talking bout much apart from the same old [Poor language removed] about stadiums and imaginary lottery wins for us and the club.
since i started the thread its looking more likely that a wii will be the kids preffered pressie, although some of the other things may arrive too. like a nice glossy blue acer one

and the usual for the mrs

which will miraculously get chewed up by the washer, apparently they have to be washed before wearing as she says so.

If the worlds hottest woman walked into my bedroom wearing that i'd tell her to put some proper clothes on quick and cover it up

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

judging by the material i'd get her to rub her feet on the carpet, turn off the lights and enjoy the static show. someone somewhere will get that for xmas and be incredibly horny at the sight of it

 

[Seamus Colemole]

judging by the material i'd get her to rub her feet on the carpet, turn off the lights and enjoy the static show. someone somewhere will get that for xmas and be incredibly horny at the sight of it

Instead of wolf in sheeps clothing we have dog in leopards clothing!

 

[Slight_Return]

crab paste?

"when I say bo you say selecta.... BO!"