Death Row Meal

[KaiserEFC]

Around 37 grams of rhino grade ketamine.

No pudding.

 

[carlos21]

Onion
Onion
Onion
Onion juice.

By then I'll be begging them to put me in the chair

Hiya sharks.

 

[cronullasharks]

Hiya sharks.

Hey mate, how are you?

 

[Joey66]

1 starter
1 main
1 desert
1 drink

Oh

1 yer mar

What would your choices be ?

Fish & chips out of the beano for you, pure heaven ......

 

[Kurt.]

Fish & chips out of the beano for you, pure heaven ......

You’d love the pictures in there Joey, I can explain the story lines if you like

 

[Bedfordblue]

Imagine getting whatever you’ve requested and it turn up cold / burnt / with pubes in it.
Fuming.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Imagine getting whatever you’ve requested and it turn up cold / burnt / with pubes in it.
Fuming.

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For me, I'm going with relatively simple choices as to minimise the risk of the prison kitchen telling me they cannot source anything and thus simply giving me a standard prison meal.

1. Chicken ceasar salad, lots of extra parmesan and black pepper.
2. Lasagna with a footlong of garlic bread.
3. Large helping of mango with sticky rice and condensed milk.

 

[Bedfordblue]

3. Large helping of mango with sticky rice and condensed milk.

 

[magicjuan]

Bouillabaise, heavy on the pastis

Massive piece of roasted Salmon, puréed potatoes, creamed spinach

Cranachan

Bottle of Drambuie

 

[tonyhorne]

Bouillabaise, heavy on the pastis

Massive piece of roasted Salmon, puréed potatoes, creamed spinach

Cranachan

Bottle of Drambuie

I bet they sell that at Fortnum and Masons ...

 

[chrismpw]

Just to be clear - I'm not paying for this!

Starter: Onion bhaji and poppadoms with sauces

Main: fillet mignon jalfrezi with saag, bhindi brinjal bhaji, and a peshawar naan.

Puddin: treacle tart with creamy custard

It'll probably hurt with the jalfrezi, but I'll wash it all down with a pint of 16 year old lagavulin, ta.

There will be no unpleasant consequences for my digestive system so long as they don't faff about with the noose/chair.

 

[Eggs]

…deffo a curry of some description, maybe even a Makeway because it reminds me of growing up.

 

[Bryan+]

Just to be clear - I'm not paying for this!

Starter: Onion bhaji and poppadoms with sauces

Main: fillet mignon jalfrezi with saag, bhindi brinjal bhaji, and a peshawar naan.

Puddin: treacle tart with creamy custard

It'll probably hurt with the jalfrezi, but I'll wash it all down with a pint of 16 year old lagavulin, ta.

There will be no unpleasant consequences for my digestive system so long as they don't faff about with the noose/chair.

You are, with your life.

 

[Bryan+]

• Seared King Scallops.
• Japanese A5 wagu chateaubriand with selection of sauces & condiments, triple cooked chips, creamed spinach, roast portobello mushrooms
• Pistachio soufflé with chocolate icecream and crème anglaise
• Magnum of Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque

And if allowed one more thing, a packet on Rennies

Tory.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Tory.

How very dare you sir.