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2021/22 Dele Alli

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Stan Lee Park said:
Life's too short.
Besides, there's a Kate Bush hour on TV at the moment.
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Well - I guess inflation could be relevant as it could inflate away the debt

But in any event, I don't think the banks would bail out EFC if they couldn't pay it so it should only impact them and Spurs, saving the financial system at large - I think at least....

Enjoy your night of Bush
 

turner said:
The year is 2074. The ecosystems have largely collapsed and the seas have risen. Advances in genetics and bioengineering mean that professional athletes had their careers prolonged by decades. Dele alli was able to play well into his sixties. Due to the structure of the deal negotiated in 2022 Everton FC therefore had to eventually pay Tottenham hotspur interplanetary megacorp over 87 trillion dollars over the decades. This collapsed the markets and banking systems on Earth many times over, which led to a collapse in human society. The few that survived scratched a living in the neglected shells of former cities.

In the rubble, a malnourished child weeps.

'Why didn't they just end the loan?" she sobs

"Why didn't they just end the loan?"
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In the distance a faint glow appeared as Everton's overlord - the gazillionaire and host of the popular Interplanetary Galactic Song Contest - Darth Kenwright - rolled out of his Space Cruiser.
'Worry not child' he soothed - for I have signed the saviour for our club'.
With a flourish, he drew back his protective shield and a perfectly chiselled Adonis stepped forward wearing retro predator football boots.
'It is I. Yakubu, Here to save your team on my 29th birthday'.
Darth Kenright wiped a tear from his eye with a billion pound note and cast it towards the tiny child with disdain.
 
terryefc said:
In the distance a faint glow appeared as Everton's overlord - the gazillionaire and host of the popular Interplanetary Galactic Song Contest - Darth Kenwright - rolled out of his Space Cruiser.
'Worry not child' he soothed - for I have signed the saviour for our club'.
With a flourish, he drew back his protective shield and a perfectly chiselled Adonis stepped forward wearing retro predator football boots.
'It is I. Yakubu, Here to save your team on my 29th birthday'.
Darth Kenright wiped a tear from his eye with a billion pound note and cast it towards the tiny child with disdain.
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We'd better trademark this stuff or kenwright will be putting on a suspiciously similar show at the empire
 
Joey66 said:
19 prem games 7 we pay the first instalment of adds up to eventually 40 million ...... on games played - what a negotiator BK really is what a plonker....- then again behind the striker could prove to be a good buy .... all ifs & buts though
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19 games 7 you say?
 

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