2021/22 Dele Alli

[Mr K.Dilkington]

150k a week to play Fortnite, this club is a disgrace!

 

[Nymzee]

150k a week to play Fortnite, this club is a disgrace!

Do you want some viagra pal

 

[Mr K.Dilkington]

Do you want some viagra pal

?????

 

[Curtis]

?????

i think hes insinuating that you cant get laid because you experience impotence so as an alternative you spend time being overly critical of people who kick a ball for living. At least that's my interpretation. lol

 

[wainy]

150k a week to play Fortnite, this club is a disgrace!

You are!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

i think hes insinuating that you cant get laid because you experience impotence so as an alternative you spend time being overly critical of people who kick a ball for living. At least that's my interpretation. lol

Oh, right. I took it he was propositioning Herr Dilkington.

 

[Mr K.Dilkington]

i think hes insinuating that you cant get laid because you experience impotence so as an alternative you spend time being overly critical of people who kick a ball for living. At least that's my interpretation. lol

You are!

I don't think people are following the sarcasm in the thread. The guy's a massive bore anyway.

 

[Clarky cat]

Do you want some viagra pal

Have I made a few wrong clicks and arrived at what the young uns call the “dark web”? …. If this is a secure website I’d like some please, saves me walking to the bus station.

 

[wainy]

I don't think people are following the sarcasm in the thread. The guy's a massive bore anyway.

Only messing with you mate

 

[Mr K.Dilkington]

Only messing with you mate

Haha I know

 

[Yarrgh]

Have I made a few wrong clicks and arrived at what the young uns call the “dark web”? …. If this is a secure website I’d like some please, saves me walking to the bus station.

I believe from reading this page of the thread that this is 4chan.

Edit: a low rent version where the posters aren't tech savvy enough to post images.

 

[Houghty19]

Have I made a few wrong clicks and arrived at what the young uns call the “dark web”? …. If this is a secure website I’d like some please, saves me walking to the bus station.

Erm you can get it at your local bus station? Erm which one? Just asking for a mate like.

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

Agreed. Turning on a guy before he's even started a game for us, some people need to calm down. Yeah, it's disappointing he's not come in and had an impact yet but there is plenty of time.

And I'm not buying these "doesn't want to play football any more" shouts from the likes of Collymore. He isn't on a longer contract at Everton than he was on at Spurs, and I doubt he's on more money. If he didn't want to play football he could've just stayed where he was and got paid to not play. The fact he moved to us shows he still wants to play the game.

I'm not so sure. I was accidentally copied into an email from the contracts department. Thought it was a bit unprofessional to embed a gif into your signature...

"Yours faithfully,

Everton FC - Nil satis nisi average

"

Dele also showed the same level of professionalism in his reply...

"Dear Everton,

I would like to accept the offer of employment as Everton's eSports ambassador, crypto expert and to be an integral part of Everton's hopium distribution network.

Yours faithfully,

Dele "Game guru" Alli

 

[Clarky cat]

Erm you can get it at your local bus station? Erm which one? Just asking for a mate like.

Steve told me not to use his name and that he definitely won’t be loitering near the x11

 

[Clarky cat]

I believe from reading this page of the thread that this is 4chan.

Edit: a low rent version where the posters aren't tech savvy enough to post images.

I hope chan is aware that this page is for him