Dyche reckons he won't kick a ball this season for us .
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GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Seems Mr Thelwell was the only one who didn't see this coming. Was always going to be a disaster.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
We signed him a month before Thelwell joined the club Butters.
Although you could argue the statement is correct. Thelwell did not see it coming.
Blue Willy
Player Valuation: £8m
Just let him go now. It couldve worked out, but it spectacularly didnt. But he will be gone in a few months, off the books and out of sight. Him and Andre. Were hopefully moving on from this kind of business.
Don't let anything like facts get in the way of peoples attitudes towards players and staff lol
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Absolute waste of space and whoever had a hand in his signing needs to hang their heads. 
Can't believe that Thelwell sold Alan Ball on us.
Mrbluenose
Player Valuation: £8m
Their heads are either in Monaco/spending their severance/six foot under.Absolute waste of space and whoever had a hand in his signing needs to hang their heads.
Kev's head is hanging due to his big Kopite nose.
Goodisongang
Player Valuation: £25m
What an odd thing to get addicted to
Jacko93
Player Valuation: £35m
Not always the substance, it can be the feeling that's addictive. If they found another way of getting that feeling, the substance used is immaterial.
Could be any number of players tbh, there's been a good few of them pictured/videoed on the stuff.
Goodisongang
Player Valuation: £25m
Yep, wouldn't surprise me if it was.
It's got to be someone that's always injured and got to much time on their hands.
If it is, think we should cancel his contract tbh.
That would be illegal.
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