Denis Stracqualursi

[Rob189]

Argentine striker - big unit, 23... agreed terms allegedly.

 

[Tom Mc EFC]

Denis Stracqualursi

23 year old Argentine striker, meant to have signed on loan?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Stracqualursi

Sauce:

Phil McNulty's twitter, BBC.
http://twitter.com/#!/philmcnulty

The royal blue carpet can be rolled out for Denis Stracqualuisi. Argentine striker, who plays for Tigre will join Everton on loan. #fb

EDIT:


SKY SPORTS TWITTER:

#SkySources: Argentinian striker Denis Stracqualursi having medical at #Everton #ssn #deadlineday

 

[Nordecke]

[video=youtube;TOxVS4_8U2I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOxVS4_8U2I[/video]

 

[when i score we riot]

RIOT!

And i thought Bilyaletdinov was a silly name.

 

[when i score we riot]

Hahahahaha, from the article:

"He can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe and once stayed up for 54 hours without chemical assistance to level up his Mage Blood Elf in World Of Warcraft."

 

[Tom Mc EFC]

Hahahahaha, from the article:

"He can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe and once stayed up for 54 hours without chemical assistance to level up his Mage Blood Elf in World Of Warcraft."

Haha!

 

[Roztitute]

Talking about him on SSN now woooo

 

[BMFin]

Just caught a mention of it on Sky Sports. Looking at his Wiki pic, he seems to have the same birth certificate re-producer as Yak. If he's 23, I'm 12. Seems I picked a perfect week for paid time off, got a hurricane swell, and now the transfer deadline.

 

[Roztitute]

Beckford accepted over 4 million !?

 

[Nordecke]

Comment From Kevin
That Beckford story quickly went from doubtful rumor to accepted bid.

EDIT : Wrong thread ffs.

 

[BMFin]

Beckford out? They really snuck that one in!

 

[nainotreve]

He doesn't seem to have any international caps, how are we going to get a work permit (no special dispensations on the blue side of the mersey).

 

[when i score we riot]

On that pic he looks like Carlos Tevez' aborted twin brother from another dimension.

Imagine that, we are signing the guy who was responsible for Tevez getting 2nd place in "Argentina's ugliest man" competition.

 

[dholliday]

Just caught a mention of it on Sky Sports. Looking at his Wiki pic, he seems to have the same birth certificate re-producer as Yak. If he's 23, I'm 12.

Both are not quite as old as Charlie Adam.

 

[davek]

[video=youtube;TOxVS4_8U2I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOxVS4_8U2I[/video]

Is anyone as underwhelmed as I am looking at that?

"Get it up to big Denis"...I can almost hear it now.

Hoooof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!