Denis Stracqualursi

[Ezekiel]

i was going to ask who he is, but it looks like its beckfords replacement with leicester going £4 million for him.

 

[Tom Mc EFC]

Just went from 100 ---> 0 now that Beckford is going! FFS Everton.

 

[RFUS]

On his wikipedia he's grew from 6'3 to 6'7 in the past few minutes.

Late growth spurt.

 

[Number_25]

On his wikipedia he's grew from 6'3 to 6'7 in the past few minutes.

Late growth spurt.

Someones having a laugh.

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

wikipedia says he is an everton player already?? wtf???

 

[Phenom]

Is anyone as underwhelmed as I am looking at that?

"Get it up to big Denis"...I can almost hear it now.

Hoooof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not like you to be disappointed mate, but im doing fist pumps here, we signed someone ffs!!!

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

i don't trust this wiki page lol

 

[Brennan]

Is anyone as underwhelmed as I am looking at that?

"Get it up to big Denis"...I can almost hear it now.

Hoooof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're underwhelmed by everything.

 

[RFUS]

wikipedia says he is an everton player already?? wtf???

I could edit his wikipedia mate to say his name is Gary Glitter and he's scored 400 goals in 2 appearances for Ghana.

 

[Xavi]

Our club is a ****ing disgrace , end off

 

[when i score we riot]

On his wikipedia he's grew from 6'3 to 6'7 in the past few minutes.

Late growth spurt.

He'll be 9ft by the time the window closes.

But this is just a loan, still right? Jesus i hate this day already.

 

[Alio]

My proudest moment was changing a players wiki page, saying that Martin Jol had signed him for Ebepton, lasted a good hour or so. Damon needs more Modz on his site!

Never heard of him, but his surname sounds wonderful

 

[Wrathchild]

Telegraph reporting it as all but done.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...s-makes-first-signing-of-transfer-window.html

 

[Tom Mc EFC]

Denis Stracqualursi (born 20 October 1987 in Rafaela) is an Argentine football striker who plays for Everton, He released a statement around 1.30pm on 31st August saying he only signed for the club thinking it was Everton from Chile.

 

[Columbia6]

He comes here with an unpronouncable name and a Youtube video, soon to be a proud Everton tradition.