Denis Stracqualursi

[chaser]

He's already got a nickname "el traca" [the firecracker]

 

[Neiler]

[video=youtube;dhoyZbc_AQQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhoyZbc_AQQ[/video]

 

[RFUS]

The Finch Farm Fondler.

It's in the eyes.

 

[McBain]

He's what Tevez and Dzeko's love child would look like.

And NICKNAMES FFS

What we going to call this guy?

 

[ijjysmith]

He's what Tevez and Dzeko's love child would look like.

And NICKNAMES FFS

What we going to call this guy?

Teveko?

Dzekez?

 

[RFUS]

Reidy's "Stracq of the net" was quite good.

I honestly just like "Denis". Short, sweet and appropriately average.

 

[Warzycha's Caterpillar]

OK, I have too much time on my hands. Denis Stracqualursi is an anagram of:

SECRIT ANAL SQUID R US or U R SECRIT ANAL SQUIDS

 

[Warzycha's Caterpillar]

ANAL SQUID CRUSTIES

 

[cadex]

El Vampiro

or

Stracquattack (depending on how good he is)

 

[RFUS]

OK, I have too much time on my hands. Denis Stracqualursi is an anagram of:

SECRIT ANAL SQUID R US or U R SECRIT ANAL SQUIDS

A Rancid Squire's Slut

 

[Warzycha's Caterpillar]

NU LARD ASS QUITS RICE

 

[Tubey]

I think calling him "George" has a ring to it.

 

[Warzycha's Caterpillar]

DRACULAS SQUITS RISE
QUIT U R AAL RS SNIDES

*Having just noticed that Denis is an anagram of snide- He COULD turn out to be sniderman*

 

[ricardobee]

The Stracquanaut

 

[Jamo Martinez]

You can see a clear change in policy with the outgoings and incomings this window. Enough handsome boys and big fat smiley fcukers. Let's get some real ugly tvvats and scare the sh+t out of the opposition