Denis Stracqualursi

[EFCNIK]

No one's going off his wiki page. You'd have to be a total moron to do that.

This one's been mentioned on SSN and the telegraph. Plus I think foxy said he's at finch farm and foxy is overflowing with delicious sauce.

Thanks for updating me on his whereabouts. I can rest easy for a few more hours.

 

[RFUS]

Thanks for updating me on his whereabouts. I can rest easy for a few more hours.

He's been quiet for a while, now that I think about it...

 

[Muggins]

Why are all the players called Macro?

Coz he's not really 7ft 6" and all Argentinians are small chaps.

 

[Brownie]

Why are all the players called Macro?

It's short for Macrooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Librarian]

LCAB still reckons '2 ins', '2 out's' today.

 

[EFCNIK]

LCAB still reckons '2 ins', '2 out's' today.

That's usually what I manage when I'm on top form.

 

[Librarian]

That's usually what I manage when I'm on top form.

new nickname 'four-strokes'

 

[Dublintoff]

Rumour he,s failed medical...

 

[EFCNIK]

new nickname 'four-strokes'

If I'm lucky. I'm just an absolute jizz monster tbf.

 

[chicoazul]

Rumour he,s failed medical...

I can personally guarantee that rumour is false.

 

[Librarian]

If we're selling Becks to fund this we'll need to whip the money outta the bank link soon as it lands or it'll be vaporized.

 

[Dublintoff]

I can personally guarantee that rumour is false.

Are you at finch farm giving him an internal examination?

 

[EFCNIK]

Are you at finch farm giving him an internal examination?

Of course he is. All Everton players are subject to an Azul Anal Assessment.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

I could edit his wikipedia mate to say his name is Gary Glitter and he's scored 400 goals in 2 appearances for Ghana.

Get him in FFS. I'll pay for the glitter.

 

[JozMan]

Of course he is. All Everton players are subject to an Azul Anal Assessment.

Sounds fancy.